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Hunter Biden Breathes Sigh Of Relief As FBI Raid Team Passes By His House On Way to Mar-A-Lago
Babylon Bee ^
| 08/09/2022
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/09/2022 7:24:22 AM PDT by DFG
WEST PALM BEACH, FL — High-level Chinese asset and sex trafficker Hunter Biden breathed a sigh of relief this evening as an FBI raid team passed by his West Palm Beach vacation home to raid Donald Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago.
"Whew! Thought they had me for a minute there," Biden sighed, according to sources before going back to smoking crack with a hooker on a pile of cash freshly delivered by Chinese agents. "Glad to know the FBI is still working for my Dad!"
The FBI arrived at Mar-a-Lago shortly after, but things got awkward after the FBI raid team ran into the FBI evidence planting team due to a scheduling mistake.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; fbi; hunterbiden; maralago; westpalmbeach
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:24:22 AM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:25:46 AM PDT
by
silverleaf
(“Freedom ultimately means the right of other people to do things that you disagree with”. T. Sowell )
To: DFG
The reason the Babylon Bee is so funny is that it’s so close to reality.
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:26:55 AM PDT
by
ProudDeplorable
(Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty. ~ Ronald Reagan)
To: DFG
“things got awkward after the FBI raid team ran into the FBI evidence planting team due to a scheduling mistake”
I sincerely doubt that part is satire.
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:27:07 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
To: DFG
Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov must be haunting Hunter.
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:27:34 AM PDT
by
ConservativeInPA
(Scratch a leftist and you'll find a fascist )
To: DFG
Hunter is protected, just like Hillary and other people with a D next to their names.
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:28:57 AM PDT
by
FreedBird
To: DFG
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:29:19 AM PDT
by
11th_VA
(I can still remember an America where dissent was the highest form of patriotism.)
To: ProudDeplorable
That’s why it’s censored on so many other platforms
8
posted on
08/09/2022 7:31:21 AM PDT
by
silverleaf
(“Freedom ultimately means the right of other people to do things that you disagree with”. T. Sowell )
To: DFG
Well done, Bee. Unfortunately, this is one of the few times I can’t laugh.
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:32:38 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: DFG
One day the little sh!t is gonna smoke up some crack with a little too much fentanyl laced in it...
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:32:59 AM PDT
by
Gaffer
(Infidel, and proud of it!)
To: DFG
“before going back to smoking crack with a hooker on a pile of cash freshly delivered by Chinese agents.”
Love it! The Bee is fantastic (and getting cancelled everywhere, alas).
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:33:07 AM PDT
by
livius
To: DFG
This will be fact-checked and found to be false because Hunter Biden doesn't live in Palm Beach, LOL.
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:33:09 AM PDT
by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
To: DFG
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:34:04 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: DFG
Great as usual, but they need to get the spelling of the FBstasI correct in the future.
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:35:41 AM PDT
by
Stosh
To: V_TWIN; All
I have a good friend who spent several years as a missionary in Russia.
He received a tip that police had planted drugs in a vehicle he had.
He searched the vehicle, found the drugs, and dumped them.
Later in the day, police stopped him, searched the vehicle, and did not find any contraband.
So... there is precedence for separating the two teams....
To: FreedBird
If push comes to shove (highly unlikely) Hunter knows that he's well acquainted with a fella with the power to grant Presidential pardons.
To: DFG
It would be funny if it wasn’t so series.
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posted on
08/09/2022 7:56:02 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; ...
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posted on
08/09/2022 8:06:52 AM PDT
by
bitt
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To: DFG
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posted on
08/09/2022 8:16:02 AM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: Stosh
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posted on
08/09/2022 8:22:44 AM PDT
by
null and void
(they promise the jetsons but deliver the flintstones)
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