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A Man Calls Pizza Hut to Order Pizza (Humor)

Posted on 08/08/2022 10:55:03 AM PDT by EBH

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To: Grampa Dave; Liz; SunkenCiv; Red Badger; MHGinTN

There are (very expensive) “expiditors “ for passports, State Dept apostilles, visa signatures, etc. Even “FBI” background checks are UPS Store rent-a-printer.


21 posted on 08/08/2022 12:37:26 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (Method, motive, and opportunity: No morals, shear madness and hatred by those who cheat.)
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To: EBH

Note to self: renew passport.


22 posted on 08/08/2022 12:42:01 PM PDT by unlearner ( Si vis pacem, para bellum. Let him who desires peace prepare for war.)
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To: HartleyMBaldwin

The phone is listening. Mine is the same way. They’ll read this and fix the problem.


23 posted on 08/08/2022 12:42:31 PM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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To: Born in 1950

I have always lived by the belief of:

“TRUST NO ONE, BELIEVE NOTHING, ONLY ACT ON DATA THAT YOU HAVE RESEARCHED AND PROVEN TO YOUR OWN SATISFACTION”!

It has served me well through out my 70+ years.


24 posted on 08/08/2022 10:49:54 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: Grampa Dave

Your wife ought to pretend she is his Grandmother (her voice just changed because of recent throat surgery), get him talking then tell him what an “UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT HE IS AND THAT THE DEMONS OF HELL ARE COMING TO RIP HIS HEART OUT AND EAT IT WHILE HE WATCHES, THEN DRAG HIS SOUL TO HELL TO TORTURE HIM FOR ETERNITY”.

Bet the little GRIFTER NEVER CALLS AGAIN!

Yeah; I know; I am a mean, wicked old bastard, but I really hate what I consider to be prank calls!


25 posted on 08/08/2022 11:01:18 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

I just recently had my wife buy me an eyeglass repair kit (hundreds of tiny screws, washers, nuts, and nose pieces), now she says they wont stop sending her dozens of adds for eyeglass repair kits; GO FIGURE!


26 posted on 08/08/2022 11:13:39 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: HartleyMBaldwin

My phone stays in the desk drawer, never take it anywhere with me.

Ran the charging cable into the drawer, if I want to make a call it’s there.

Once a week I turn it on and delete everything except those numbers I recognize.

Drives my wife crazy, I just tell her nothing is so important that it can’t be said in person!


27 posted on 08/08/2022 11:18:25 PM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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