Posted on 07/26/2022 3:55:58 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Pope Francis donned a traditional Cherokee Indian headdress this week in preparation for a meeting with Native American Congresswoman Elizabeth Warren.
"It's time for the Catholic church to apologize for what we did to indigenous people, and I think Senator Warren's tribe may be ready to hear what I have to say," said the Pope. "Catholics' brutal practice of adopting orphaned children from stone age tribes that practiced cannibalism and human sacrifice is horrible. To make matters worse, we even educated these orphaned children in the ways of the Catholic church. This is unforgivable."
Sources close to Warren say she's ready to accept the Pope's apology on behalf of her people. The ceremonial reconciliation will take place over a peace pipe and a warm bowl of "pow-wow-chow" from Warren's famous indigenous cookbook.
"I look forward to accepting the Pope's apology for the church's role in residential schools," said Warren, "but I hope he will also unite with me against a new enemy: pregnancy centers."
Some will believe this!
Hey, it got me. Didn’t realize it was the Bee until I got halfway through the text.
But seriously. The only people interested in these damn apology tours are white liberals who don’t believe in forgiveness and redemption anyway. So what the heck is the point?
Pope Dorkahantis
I’ve read or heard that JFK allegedly said that first rule of being a successful politician is to never put on a funny hat.
Chief Running Sore was not available for comment.
My post yesterday, on my own, BEFORE the professionals at the Bee: ((Please don’t push as you try to be first to pat me on the back. Someone might get hurt.))
‘I humbly beg forgiveness for evil committed by so many Christians’....
7/25/2022, 8:43:10 PM · 94 of 105
frank ballenger to plain talk
Pope in plains tribe feather headdress....
“Liz Warren, eat your heart out. I am the Pope.”
I bet the Injuns are loving how many eagle feathers they can collect under the bird slaughtering windmills the democrats love.
Apparently he has never visited Argentina since being elected pope. Surely he should go apologize to the descendants of the indigenous people of Argentina (if any are left) for crimes down to them by European Christians.
What a clown!!
But he has managed to do to the Catholic Church what Obama promised to do to America - fundamentally transform it, and I doubt it’ll be able to recover from this marxist.
I’m sure his successor will be of the same stripes since he’s appointed so many cardinals that are like him,
I have found every article about psychojaweah is bordering on Bee material.
These days, you have to check everything twice.
(And do we know that the Pope is really a man?)
When I first saw that, I thought it was Mel Brooks...
Rotting beaver ..... heeheee
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