Posted on 07/11/2022 10:11:00 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Elizabeth Warren has decided to take matters into her own hands in the war against crisis pregnancy centers, personally smacking free resources away from pregnant women when they leave.
"Not today, paleface!" shouted Ms. Warren as she tackled a pregnant mom, wrestling away her prenatal vitamins. "And what are these, free ultrasound pictures? How dare they!" she continued, ripping apart the pictures in front of the woman. "Always remember how I just saved you from pregnancy center abuse!"
Senator Warren has declared an all-out crusade against crisis pregnancy centers, accusing them of not offering to kill babies. "These vile, so-called Christians offer free prenatal care, counseling, and support for years after birth - without even ONCE offering to murder the baby!" said Ms. Warren as she hid in the bushes. "Women should never be allowed to choose where they go for prenatal care, or they might want to be in a place that values the life of their baby! We must crush the support system for vulnerable women until there is nothing left for them but government-run abortion mills. To arms!"
With her legislation currently stalled to stop pregnancy centers from providing free car seats, Ms. Warren has begun stripping the seatbelts out of cars parked in the pregnancy center parking lot. She has also set up an "abortion teepee" on the front lawn and has committed to chasing down every pregnant woman with a tomahawk and offering a free abortion.
At publishing time, Ms. Warren was seen dumping free baby formula from the clinic into the Potomac while screaming "women's rights!"
Squaw speak with forked uterus...
Pocahontas must have been hit in the head by a stray arrow when she was very young.
I saw the headline and didn’t doubt it a bit.
I was in a Health Food store this morning and two men were going crazy over a sticker someone had put on a hand sanitizer dispenser “TRUMP WILL BE BACK IN 2024”. They were acting like wild men and couldn’t get the sticker off. I walked out so don’t know if they broke the dispenser or not. They were actually crazy.
Who forked it?
Some guys will fork anything, I suppose.
Abortion is about solving a self-inflicted and totally avoidable problem by killing someone with the least culpability.
I know this is the Bee, but I put nothing past Psychojewea.
The problem with the Bee is that the antics it ascribes to “progressives” are often too beelievable.
Great “report” from DFG. I was getting ready to go after Warren with more than tomahawks before I check the source. Good job.
Great headline. I thought it was true until I realized it was the Bee...
I did not look, but that was when I did. Great job BEE!!
Damn... I thought it was true. That goes to show how crazy the world has become
I fell for it as nothing would surprise me coming from Elizabeth Warren.
I love The Bee
Fauxcahontas my eye. Her Indian name is Crazy Jackass.
“I was not happy, but I didn’t go crazy, either”.
You are a sane, thinking, rational person. They are irrational, literally insane to various degrees and controlled by emotion. Most have been indoctrinated very thoroughly. It is scary.
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