There’s something horribly feminine and unmanly about what you just wrote. Perhaps you’re good about that. If you just add some sort of love story you could perhaps write romance novels for Karens.
This is now a place for the loyal legions, the defenders of THIS HILL. All the quitters should exit through the back and head for home. When the battle is won, I’m sure you’ll demand some sort of participation medal regardless.
Actually, all deranged and deluded cultists who have an issue with the truth or facts, instead of what they want to hear, can exit straight to hell after kissing my ass.