[Eleutheria5]

Let’s not forget the aged retirement village clubhouse security guards, who snap at anyone under 60 who dares enter their domain or stay five minutes past closing time:
The Tone Tone Old Coots.

[goldbux]

New sailors assigned to guard the salad bar on the Lido deck of National Review's cruise ship – delightfully skewered by Kurt Schlichter's savage mockery – are called the Crew Ton Recruits.