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To: PJ-Comix

I’m thinking of starting a new business.

It’s modeled after Life Alert.

I’ll call it Brain Alert.

People will get a pendant on a chain.

The pendant will have a button on it.

Pushing the button will immediately connect the wearer with me.

They can push the button and say,

“Help! I’m stupid and I can’t grow up!”

Then, I’ll press a button and the pendant will shock them into unconsciousness.

This guy will be my first customer.


12 posted on 06/11/2020 9:17:06 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: blueunicorn6

You could become a billionaire!


20 posted on 06/11/2020 9:36:45 AM PDT by luvie (The bravery and dedication of our troops in keeping us safe & free make me proud to be an American!)
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