Im thinking of starting a new business.
Its modeled after Life Alert.
Ill call it Brain Alert.
People will get a pendant on a chain.
The pendant will have a button on it.
Pushing the button will immediately connect the wearer with me.
They can push the button and say,
Help! Im stupid and I cant grow up!
Then, Ill press a button and the pendant will shock them into unconsciousness.
This guy will be my first customer.
You could become a billionaire!