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Throwback Thursday: Nancy’s Great Eyebrow Migration
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 9-26-19 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/26/2019 5:31:56 AM PDT by NOBO2012

For today’s throwback I thought it would be fun to look back over the years and track the great migration of Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrows.

Note that as a bright, starry-eyed ingenue Nancy’s brows started out in the position designated by the golden ratio. At this time she was busy learning her political skills from her father, Baltimore Democratic Mayor Thomas D'Alesandro Jr.. She was responsible for managing his book of people who owed him political favors.

The brows were still positioned appropriately after marrying and moving to California in the early 60s. Here we see them in 1976 while she was working on the presidential campaign of former California Gov. Pat Brown.

By 1984 we see the beginning of the great migration

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when she was appointed head of the Democratic National Committee's San Francisco host committee, specializing in raising money for the state’s left-leaning candidates.

Still a bit north of that golden ratio sweet spot when she ran and won a House seat in 1987:

By 1996 Nancy and her eyebrows, anxious to advance, sponsored a bill sanctioning China for violating US copyrights. She urged President Clinton to pressure China to live up to its agreement to protect US software. During that same term she also passionately opposed the Republicans’ impeachment of President Clinton, which she categorized as a hate filled gesture.

Some 20 years on and her eyebrows and forehead both seem to have continued their migration north while her policies and boobs head south.

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She no longer believes that China has to live up to any trade rules or agreements, and she no longer sees anything wrong with a presidential impeachment driven by" “vengeance.”

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Moral: All borders are arbitrary, nobody is illegal except President Trump and stretching in Washington is a way of life -  be the truth or your skin.

Oh, and when your eyebrows mimic the barrel ceiling in the background it might be time to stop.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: china; impeachment; nancypelosi; trump

1 posted on 09/26/2019 5:31:56 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

When you have to wear a necklace to hide your navel it’s time to stop.


2 posted on 09/26/2019 5:33:28 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: NOBO2012

The truly horrifying blast from the past was Nadler The Hutt.


3 posted on 09/26/2019 5:34:14 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: NOBO2012

I mentioned this phenomenon the other day and am surprised she doesn’t have a goatee.


4 posted on 09/26/2019 5:38:00 AM PDT by Quilla
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To: NOBO2012

You just turned “throwback Thursday” into “throw up Thursday” with the Nan Pics


5 posted on 09/26/2019 5:39:18 AM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: NOBO2012
As Phyllis Diller said, my Doctor said one more facelift and I'd have a goatee.
6 posted on 09/26/2019 5:43:10 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

LoL!!! Now that is funny! Phyllis Diller was great!


7 posted on 09/26/2019 5:49:43 AM PDT by TruthFactor (Hang em', Hang em' High.)
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To: NOBO2012

Thanks! Needed a distraction from the Congressional War on Trump!


8 posted on 09/26/2019 5:51:06 AM PDT by Tallguy (Facts be d@mned! The narrative must be protected at all costs!)
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To: NOBO2012

Notice the ‘84 picture is when the ‘crazy’ started showing in her eyes too


9 posted on 09/26/2019 5:54:15 AM PDT by LibertyWoman
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To: wastoute

When you have to wear a necklace to hide your navel it’s time to stop.


Now that’s funny right there.


10 posted on 09/26/2019 5:59:17 AM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

As Phyllis Diller said, my Doctor said one more facelift and I’d have a goatee.

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11 posted on 09/26/2019 7:47:58 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (The line that separates satire and Democrats and Stupidity has vanished. (thanks to jonascord)!)
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To: NOBO2012

OK, so she WAS a true brunette. As Italians should be.

Guess she started coloring her hair in the ‘80s or ‘90s.


12 posted on 09/26/2019 9:46:56 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs)
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