Posted on 03/04/2019 10:10:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix
John Hickenlooper announced his candidacy for President today to universal ennui. However, the one place that is not completely oblivious to his candidacy is the DUmmie FUnnies. We here wish to become the semi-official chronicler of Hickenlooper's exploits on the 2020 campaign trail from a humor perspective. In fact, when Hickenlooper campaigns in Florida, he has an open invitation to be interviewed by the DUmmie FUnnies. It could well be his only interview invitation in the Sunshine State.
Therefore let it be announced unto all the world that John Hickenlooper is now being endorsed (it could be his first endorsement) by the DUmmie FUnnies for Democrat party candidate for President. A reminder that this endorsement is only for the nomination and not for the general election. Therefore if you want (or even care) for the latest info on John Hickenlooper's doomed from the start campaign, the DUmmie FUnnies is the place to find it as well as to enjoy a hearty laugh.
Former Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper, who announced his White House bid Monday, tweeted, Gun violence is the real national emergency plaguing our nation. Its time we finally did something about it.
Gun grabber, passed a mag law that 54 (of 64) county sheriffs in Colorado told him they wouldn’t enforce as it was unenforceable.
Commuted the sentence of a murderer on death row who killed 4 fellow employees.
Will insist he’s pro-business and is good at acting like a moderate, which he isn’t.
No one is voting for some idiot who’s name rhymes with ‘ Chickencooper ‘.
Im going with Im loopy for Hickenlooper! Copyright © 2019 j.havenfarm. All rights reserved.
Try saying President hickenlooper 5 times.
Chickenpooper...chickenpooper...chickenpooper...chickenpooper...chickenpooper
Put me in the pool for 254 D candidates.
The Iowa Caucuses are months away (Feb. 3, 2020) but candidates
are already scrambling for momentum in a crowded field.
Officially in:
John Hickenlooper, Gov. Jay Inslee,
Sen. Bernie Sanders, Sen. Amy Klobuchar,
Sen. Elizabeth Warren, Sen. Cory Booker,
Sen. Kamala Harris, ex-San Antonio Mayor Julian Castro,
Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, former Rep. John Delaney,
author Marianne Williamson and former tech executive Andrew Yang.
Formed exploratory committee:
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg
I’m thinking there is a lot of gravy to be skimmed off the campaign funds...lots of minor leaguers jumping in. At the very least lots of private jets, nice hotels, deluxe meals, and tv time.
President Hickenlooper - I think not.....
3 factions of rats crazy crazier and craziest nobel prize to fugure iut who us ib which faction.
With a name like that, the jokes just write themselves!
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