Kamala Harass: the Power of a Prickly-Pointed Pen is Mightier than a Paper Tigress

Free Republic ^ | 12/5/2018 | Pocono Pundit

[poconopundit]

Kamala Harris (aka Kamel Hump & Harass) is famous for her pompous way of asking questions in Senate hearings.

So I scanned Google Images to find a picture of Harris to turn into a meme.  I soon discovered a couple of interesting facts:

• It's hard to find a picture of Harris standing in a group.  You can find endless pictures of her sitting behind a desk or standing behind a lectern.  Then I looked it up and discovered that she and Chuck Todd could be twins because they are both 5 foot 2 inches tall.  So this is why she feels comfortable sitting in the high Senate hearing seat peering down and firing her questions.

• The other more curious finding is that in half the Senate committee session pictures, Harris has a blue pen in her hand!  The collage image below proves my point.

So what's the fascination with this blue pen for Harris?

Well, after putting my Scott Adams psychologist hat on, I came up with a few totally unscientific, throw-it-on-the-wall-and-hope-it-sticks conclusions:

• The blue pen is more than a prop, it's a crutch.   I suspect she feels somewhat defenseless without it.  It functions for her the same as a teleprompter soothes the Kenyan King Boobamba.

• The prickly point end of the pen also projects her own antagonistic manner of addressing people.  She thinks being prickly makes her look smart and authoritative.  But there's no way you can compare her to the "Beautiful Ted" or Lindsey Graham who can ask Senatorial questions in a way that is both strong, but also respectful -- and very often clever.

• If you could take that blue pen away from her, I'll bet Harass would stutter and stammer as badly as Boobamba does when Trump is in his head.  (the famous If...If...If... YouTube)

So I finally researched Harass's committee hearings and extracted (and faked) some typical comments below.

1. Sorry, your 10 seconds to reply is up, General Kelly.  Here's your next question...
2. Booker, It's cool you chose Spartacus as your hero.  That fireplug-sized tyrant Napoleon is more my style.
3. Will you pledge to this committee to share any written correspondence, be they your calendars, records, notes, e-mails, tax records, and private letters to your wife and children?
4. No, you do not get to respond, Admiral.
5. Be sure about your answer, sir, because you will pay dearly for any mistakes you make.
6. I hope you had your Wheaties this morning, Mr. Secretary.  Because I am going to badger you with trick questions till you blow your stack.
7. YES or NO, Judge. Just answer my question.  No discussion of special circumstances or exceptions.  YES or NO!
8. Let me read to you this [complex and arcane] statute.  [One minute reading].  Now answer me: just YES OR NO!
9. Aha, I thought of another gotcha question, better write it down.
10. I will ask you again for the last time.  If you do not answer again, you shall write on the blackboard 200 times, "I will answer only YES or NO to the Grand Inquisitor Harris".
11. Have you written a directive to your hundreds of thousand employees reiterated the policy that is standard operating procedure for 20 years?
12. Dreamers report you are a racist, xenophobe, and white supremacist.  So tell me, why then are you holding public office?
13. I'm the one asking the questions, sir.
14. This committee session bores me to death.  Can't wait to get back to the office and eat my Snickers bar.
    
    

[poconopundit]

Thanks, Rush. They say she’s the “front-runner” on the Demon-rat side. But I suspect she will wilt as soon as she gets out there and make a few speeches.

She’s just not meant for prime time national campaigning. In this respect, Pocohontas is more savvy, though nothing like a Biden or Trump.

[alloysteel]

Does ANYONE want to step into that rat’s-nest mind?

Her attempts to appear “incisive” and “penetrating” mask a very defensive and uncertain grasp of facts in general and understanding of duties as a Senator in particular.

As a human being, major FAIL.

[GoldenPup]

Only 5’ 2” ? Sure bet an elevator smells different to her.

[rlmorel]

Excellent job, poconopundit! Love it!

Somehow, I think she is overlooking the power of reading glasses perched on the end of her nose! It looks like it would fit right in with the pen!

[Reno89519]

Anchor baby and, like Cruz, NOT a Natural Born Citizen.
That’s all I need to know.

[kiryandil]

Willie Brown's gum-cuzzling whore (aka Kamella De Vil):

[spokeshave2]

Blue PEN...?

Isn't a blue PENCIL used by editors to make corrections...?

Maybe she thinks that wielding a blue writing instrument gives her editorial control.

[koonbaht]

Just willie brown’s johnson

[morphing libertarian]

when will some republican stand on their hind legs and tell the world she is not a natural born citizen. Let’s finally get a case to the USSC. Go back and clean up the mess you left in SF.

[ConsCA]

Someone should question her about her being the sugar baby of Willie Brown...

[Liz]

The way Harris presents herself is typical of women who aren’t very brainy....thinking
that acting aggressive and superior makes them appear smart and authoritative......

So very true.....nails it perfectly.

[Liz]

Kamala's enemies have promised to make public the sex tapes of her and Willie at orgies if she runs for president.

Well, that should get her the pervert, priapic and sexual abuser vote (AKA the Weinstein vote) in the Democrat Party.

[Liz]

Kamala Harris (aka Kamel Hump & Harass) ......LOL....good one.

[Sam Clements]

I live in Southern California. Nobody even knows who she is.

[poconopundit]

Good one, spokehsave2,

Would love to hear your analysis of the state of Georgia’s GOP. Curious about your observations on the mid-terms.

[poconopundit]

Trying to conjure up a meme for Kamel Hump and Harass. Not enough pics of annoying camels on Google Images.

[poconopundit]

I think that’s right. Trump did Pocohantas a favor by giving her name recognition. I hasn’t done the same for Harris, probably figuring she won’t make the first cut. And if she does, all sorts of questions about lack of natural born status will doom her campaign.

Beto has a better chance than Harass, IMHO.

[poconopundit]

Good observation. Occasional Cortex has been stealing her thunder. And Alexandria has the edge in looks and looney bird ideas -- so highly appealing to Leftists.

Oh, and Occasional also worked for Ted Kennedy. These days, that's like inheriting the Camelot mystique of the JFK.

Harris must be concerned because she'll soon no longer be on the Senate Judiciary, so less opportunity to sit behind a bench and do her harassment questions.

[Kriggerel]

Oh yes. Including the hypermasculine females and the infamous hyena butter. :P

[SuperLuminal]

Her pen-holding paranoia is probably due to never having anything “prickly-pointed” in her hand...