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Kamala Harass: the Power of a Prickly-Pointed Pen is Mightier than a Paper Tigress
Free Republic ^ | 12/5/2018 | Pocono Pundit

Posted on 12/05/2018 6:20:09 AM PST by poconopundit

Kamala Harris (aka Kamel Hump & Harass) is famous for her pompous way of asking questions in Senate hearings.

So I scanned Google Images to find a picture of Harris to turn into a meme.  I soon discovered a couple of interesting facts:

So what's the fascination with this blue pen for Harris?

Well, after putting my Scott Adams psychologist hat on, I came up with a few totally unscientific, throw-it-on-the-wall-and-hope-it-sticks conclusions:

So I finally researched Harass's committee hearings and extracted (and faked) some typical comments below.

  1. Sorry, your 10 seconds to reply is up, General Kelly.  Here's your next question...
  2. Booker, It's cool you chose Spartacus as your hero.  That fireplug-sized tyrant Napoleon is more my style.
  3. Will you pledge to this committee to share any written correspondence, be they your calendars, records, notes, e-mails, tax records, and private letters to your wife and children?
  4. No, you do not get to respond, Admiral.
  5. Be sure about your answer, sir, because you will pay dearly for any mistakes you make.
  6. I hope you had your Wheaties this morning, Mr. Secretary.  Because I am going to badger you with trick questions till you blow your stack.
  7. YES or NO, Judge. Just answer my question.  No discussion of special circumstances or exceptions.  YES or NO!
  8. Let me read to you this [complex and arcane] statute.  [One minute reading].  Now answer me: just YES OR NO!
  9. Aha, I thought of another gotcha question, better write it down.
  10. I will ask you again for the last time.  If you do not answer again, you shall write on the blackboard 200 times, "I will answer only YES or NO to the Grand Inquisitor Harris".
  11. Have you written a directive to your hundreds of thousand employees reiterated the policy that is standard operating procedure for 20 years?
  12. Dreamers report you are a racist, xenophobe, and white supremacist.  So tell me, why then are you holding public office?
  13. I'm the one asking the questions, sir.
  14. This committee session bores me to death.  Can't wait to get back to the office and eat my Snickers bar.



TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
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1 posted on 12/05/2018 6:20:09 AM PST by poconopundit
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To: Liz; HarleyLady27; V K Lee; GOPJ; Grampa Dave; RoosterRedux; rlmorel; DoughtyOne; LS; Lazamataz

Your opportunity, FReepers, to psycho-analyze Ms. Kamel Harass !


2 posted on 12/05/2018 6:23:31 AM PST by poconopundit
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To: poconopundit

I feel sorry for her husband.


3 posted on 12/05/2018 6:26:00 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Trump: "In the meantime, I'm president and you're not!")
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To: poconopundit

It’s emotional support pen. She got it certified online.


4 posted on 12/05/2018 6:26:17 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Elections have consequences. get over it, we won! ~ Barack Obama)
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To: poconopundit

On the brink of losing her “Miss Overrated Bimbo in D.C.” title to Ocasio-Cortez.


5 posted on 12/05/2018 6:30:17 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (#NotARussianBot)
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To: poconopundit

She needs to be voted out of office.


6 posted on 12/05/2018 6:33:20 AM PST by Blue House Sue
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To: FlingWingFlyer

She can gain it back by running for president though.

Her enemies in California have promised to make the sex tapes of her at orgies she attended with Willie Brown go viral if she does.


7 posted on 12/05/2018 6:34:15 AM PST by MrEdd (Caveat Emptor)
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To: poconopundit

Pen is envy.


8 posted on 12/05/2018 6:35:41 AM PST by dead (Our next president is going to be sooooo boring.)
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To: poconopundit

The way she presents herself is typical of women who aren’t very brainy but think that acting aggressive and superior will make them appear as if they’re smart and authoritative.


9 posted on 12/05/2018 6:36:21 AM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it")
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To: poconopundit
It is penis envy
10 posted on 12/05/2018 6:36:25 AM PST by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: poconopundit
People suppress nasty hand problems like nail-biting or nose-picking by constantly occupying their hands in holding something.
11 posted on 12/05/2018 6:36:37 AM PST by drpix
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To: poconopundit
So what's the fascination with this blue pen for Harris?

Freudian?

12 posted on 12/05/2018 6:36:50 AM PST by Sans-Culotte (Time to get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US!)
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To: dead

13 posted on 12/05/2018 6:38:24 AM PST by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: poconopundit

Willie Brown’s mistress is an Attention Ho. Has there ever been anything substantive come out of her mouth?


14 posted on 12/05/2018 6:40:22 AM PST by originalbuckeye ('In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act'- George Orwell)
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To: Blue House Sue

“She needs to be voted out of office.”
________________________________________

In the People’s Republic of California?

Unfortunately, that’s not going to happen. Robert DeNiro wearing a MAGA hat has greater odds of happening.


15 posted on 12/05/2018 6:42:13 AM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (Hey liberals! Trump in 2020. Because, 'eff you!)
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To: poconopundit

Sorry, but as a former zookeeper, I just HAVE to do this...

Yeah, the ‘prickly pen is’ found on a TIGER, and not a tigress. :P


16 posted on 12/05/2018 6:45:00 AM PST by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: originalbuckeye

Has there ever been anything substantive come out of her mouth?

* * *

That’s the point!


17 posted on 12/05/2018 6:52:08 AM PST by poconopundit
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To: poconopundit

Excellent - right on target - pompous is exactly correct. She is the most annoying of all demon-rats... You should have added when she won’t give a witness time to answer a question this response:

I’ll take that as a Yes
OR
I’ll take that as a No...

Never fails. As transparent as obozo....

And I wish the media would stop referring to her as an African American - again - as much as obozo was! Her mother is from India and her father is from Jamaica. I am sure we will hear African American over and over if she runs for president...She’s nothing except a b**** from San Francisco. Just another one in fact!


18 posted on 12/05/2018 6:54:57 AM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: Kriggerel
LOL. All occupations her on FR, including zookeeper.

How about this hyena-ress? Is it the right species?


19 posted on 12/05/2018 6:56:04 AM PST by poconopundit
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To: poconopundit

It is a crutch, many losers resort to holding on to something due to low self esteem. Hillary always needs to hold a microphone even though hand held microphones are no longer necessary to pick up one’s voice.


20 posted on 12/05/2018 6:59:12 AM PST by coon2000 (Give me Liberty or give me death)
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