I've Never Seen Straight Banana
Though there are things I hate,
Millions I have ate,
Bot don't blame me, I've yet to see
Bananas that are straight.
I have seen them by the carload
On the Delaware & Lackawanna,
But we've never, never, never, never,
We've never seen a straight banana.
Every place I've been or went,
The bloomin' things are always bent.
Oh tell me where I can procure
A jolly straight banana?
I have looked in every place,
And this, I find, must be the case:
There ain't no straight banana.
Here is one, you'll see it. Wow!
And what can it be that you have?
Vo do do deo do!
I like bananas because they have no bones.