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To: pboyington
International ridicule erupted when the EU stated that all bananas must be “free of abnormal curvature"

I've Never Seen Straight Banana

Though there are things I hate,
Millions I have ate,
Bot don't blame me, I've yet to see
Bananas that are straight.

I have seen them by the carload
On the Delaware & Lackawanna,
But we've never, never, never, never,
We've never seen a straight banana.

Every place I've been or went,
The bloomin' things are always bent.
Oh tell me where I can procure
A jolly straight banana?

I have looked in every place,
And this, I find, must be the case:
There ain't no straight banana.

Here is one, you'll see it. Wow!
And what can it be that you have?
Vo do do deo do!

17 posted on 07/09/2017 11:11:48 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: Fiji Hill

I like bananas because they have no bones.


30 posted on 07/10/2017 4:41:54 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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