[ClearCase_guy]

Men Should be Banned from Literary Readings

Women should be exiled to the kitchen where they can make me lots of samiches.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Men should not be banned from literary readings. I will demonstrate why we should not be banned by reading from my most recent contribution, “Ode to a Commode”.

Oops, that is poetry, not literature. My bad.