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The votes are in, it’s official: 2014 The Year of the Butt
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-31-2014 | MOTUS

Posted on 12/31/2014 7:21:51 AM PST by NOBO2012

Talk about being way ahead of the curve: 2014 has officially been named “The Year of the Butt.”

whoa that's a really big buttWay, waaaay ahead of the curve

And suddenly everybody is covering this phenom: there’s the PG-rated Yahoo version:

From Instagram sensation Jen Selter and her “belfies” (butt + selfie), to Kim Kardashian’s bare-it-all photoshoot in Paper magazine, it’s clear backsides are taking a front seat. Not to mention Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea’s “Booty,” Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda,” and Meghan Trainor’s “All About That Bass” bringing up the rear.

And the R-rated Vogue report:

Recently, Nicki Minaj remixed the original butt song by Sir Mix-A-Lot, “Baby Got Back,” into “Anaconda,” driving the point home with extreme twerking, blatant close-up shots of her booty, and cut-to-the-chase lyrics: “F*** those skinny b*tches in the club/I wanna see all the big fat a** b*tches in the mother****ing club.”

Butt it is the XX-rated Daily Beast coverage that really piled on. They expanded the glorification of skanky female butts to include the  salacious male butt as well (although apparently the real credit for that goes to an ABC TV show called How to Get Away With Murder):

More than 20 million people tuned in to a broadcast network drama and saw two gay men have explicit sex. That’s a watershed moment.

“Watershed moment?” Well I suppose that’s one thing you might call it. Decent people would call it cultural rot. And yes, I blame Obama.

get yer butt off the counter

Because real presidents don’t slide their butts down the counter at the local Shake Shack, I don’t care who you are. I’m not saying that it’s an impeachable offense, butt it certainly is offensive. That sort of exploit is reserved exclusively for self promoting performance artists…oh wait…

_Obama-cowbell

Anyway, back to my point: 2014 was a bumper year for the big butts. Don’t worry if you don’t have one yourself, as with all things of fashion, they will eventually ebb in size and stature. After all, it’s not like this is the first time that someone decided to exploit an ass for personal gain and profit.

soros_puppet

Nor will it be the last. Butt in due course all the irrational exuberance surrounding the pulchritude of the big butt will wane and the world will revert to a saner time when people once again acknowledge the butt’s real purpose in life.

Until then, try not to be jealous:

necktie for your butt

And try to endure all the twerking with a sense of humor. Remember, the twerking crowd consists of people, with nothing else to recommend themselves, flaunting their assets - so to speak.

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE!!!

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2014review; culture; kardashian; obama; obesity
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1 posted on 12/31/2014 7:21:51 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

OK, “a necktie for your butt” cracked me up.


2 posted on 12/31/2014 7:23:28 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: gorush

Something in here for you :)


3 posted on 12/31/2014 7:24:47 AM PST by txhurl
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To: NOBO2012

4 posted on 12/31/2014 7:25:20 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: txhurl
Indeed, thanks!

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5 posted on 12/31/2014 7:30:41 AM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: NOBO2012

If you can’t shrink Moochele Obama’s butt.... you make it fashionable to have an ass the size of a barn!

ROFL!

who do these liberal idiots think they are fooling?


6 posted on 12/31/2014 7:40:02 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama lied .. the economy died.)
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To: TexasFreeper2009
who do these liberal idiots think they are fooling?

Everyone.

After all once you've fooled yourself, it's just a baby step to thinking everyone is fooled...

7 posted on 12/31/2014 7:48:52 AM PST by null and void (The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
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To: dfwgator

A classic. We’ve entered that world...


8 posted on 12/31/2014 7:50:29 AM PST by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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To: NOBO2012

That Miley twerking is so last year!


9 posted on 12/31/2014 8:04:47 AM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: NOBO2012
Year of the Butt-heads, more like.
10 posted on 12/31/2014 8:06:40 AM PST by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: NOBO2012

Got a major issue concerning that picture of Moochelle, you didn`t label which end was which?


11 posted on 12/31/2014 8:11:51 AM PST by nomad
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To: nomad

One end has teeth. Is that significant?


12 posted on 12/31/2014 8:30:52 AM PST by steve8714
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To: NOBO2012

We need a cowbell and three basses to perform:

BIG BOTTOMS!!


13 posted on 12/31/2014 8:31:11 AM PST by clbiel (Islamophobia: The irrational fear of being decapitated)
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To: NOBO2012
Why the prurient interest in Mrs. Obama's butt?

WHO CARES?!

14 posted on 12/31/2014 8:38:32 AM PST by cloudmountain
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To: steve8714

I wouldn`t count on that!


15 posted on 12/31/2014 8:39:04 AM PST by nomad
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To: Cincinatus
Year of the Butt-heads, more like.

"Buttheads."

16 posted on 12/31/2014 8:40:54 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: NOBO2012

Makes me proud to say; I ain’t got no butt!


17 posted on 12/31/2014 8:52:01 AM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: NOBO2012
It's all about that bass.


18 posted on 12/31/2014 9:34:58 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Yo-Yo
I had to stop at 1:20! What had happened to music?♫
19 posted on 12/31/2014 9:41:26 AM PST by cameraeye (A happy kuffir!)
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To: steve8714
One end has teeth. Is that significant?

Dammit!
Another keyboard bites the dust.

20 posted on 12/31/2014 9:54:56 AM PST by publius911 (Formerly Publius6961)
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