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(Vanity) The 23rd Paleo Psalm
grey_whiskers ^ | 11-28-2014 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 11/28/2014 8:05:05 PM PST by grey_whiskers

Paleo is my shepherd, I shall not want carbs

It maketh me to lie down with leafy greens,

it leads me to drink gallons of water

it refreshes my gut flora

It guides me along nutritional paths

for health’s sake

Even though I walk

through the valley of chocolate

I will fear no eclair

For thou art with me

thy whey protein and thy reduced portions

they comfort me

You prepare a table before me

in the presence of my trainers

You anoint my head with fish oil

my cup overflows.

Surely glucagon and Omega-3s will follow me

all the days of my life

and I will dwell in the house of the fit forever.


TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: fitness; greywhiskers; health; paleodiet; poem
Cheers!
1 posted on 11/28/2014 8:05:05 PM PST by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers; neverdem; SunkenCiv; Cindy; LucyT; decimon; freedumb2003; ...

Organic bird seed available at feeder #12...

2 posted on 11/28/2014 8:07:10 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Ever heard of this?

3 posted on 11/28/2014 8:07:18 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.)
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To: grey_whiskers

How about something like “Protect us now from glycation that besets us.”


4 posted on 11/28/2014 8:30:21 PM PST by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

My Chiro virtually swears by that.

Its done wonders for me at times.


5 posted on 11/28/2014 8:36:43 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: WilliamofCarmichael

Absolutely!


6 posted on 11/28/2014 8:38:09 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Heard of it, haven’t read it.
I think my type (O-negative) does good on heavy protein, right?


7 posted on 11/28/2014 8:38:50 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: mountn man

Fish oil forever!!


8 posted on 11/28/2014 8:39:13 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

List of Foods for O-Negative Blood Type Diet
http://www.livestrong.com/article/462956-list-of-foods-for-o-negative-blood-type-diet/


9 posted on 11/28/2014 8:40:10 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.)
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To: grey_whiskers
Fish oil forever!!

Come on and sing along!

All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)
All night long! (all night)


10 posted on 11/28/2014 8:51:39 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: grey_whiskers; null and void; Velveeta; Rushmore Rocks; Oorang; Myrddin; MamaDearest; ...

It has been a while since we've seen this birdcage.

Thanks, grey_whiskers.

11 posted on 11/28/2014 8:52:17 PM PST by LucyT
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To: grey_whiskers; Salamander
All Type O Negative does better on Heavy Blood and Fire.
12 posted on 11/28/2014 8:59:15 PM PST by shibumi ("Walk through the fire - Fly through the smoke")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I seem to recall once reading of a recipe for making stuffing from White Castles. Mmmmmmmmmmm!


13 posted on 11/28/2014 9:03:32 PM PST by Rembrandt (Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
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To: Rembrandt
Ingredients
◾ 10-12 - White Castle® Sliders, no pickles
◾ 1 1/2 cups - Celery, diced
◾ 1 1/4 teaspoons - Thyme, ground
◾ 1 1/2 teaspoons - Sage, ground
◾ 3/4 teaspoon - Black pepper, coarsely ground
◾ 1/4 cup - Chicken broth

Directions
1. In a large mixing bowl, tear the Sliders into pieces and add diced celery and seasonings.
2. Toss and add chicken broth. Toss well.
3. Add ingredients to Casserole Dish, add an additional
3/4 cup of chicken broth and bake at 350 degrees for 35 minutes. 4. Or stuff the ingredients into the cavity of the turkey
before roasting and cook as you normally would. 5. Makes about 9 cups (enough for a 10-to-12-pound turkey).
6. Note: Allow 1 Slider for each pound of turkey, which will be equal to 3/4 cup of stuffing per pound.

http://www.whitecastle.com/food/recipes/recipes/white-castle-turkey-stuffing

14 posted on 11/28/2014 9:33:20 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: mountn man

Are you saying White Castle is the new bacon? (TM)


15 posted on 11/28/2014 9:53:58 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: shibumi

Soundtrack for Ferguson. [et al]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ6cp2T76lY


16 posted on 11/29/2014 12:14:08 AM PST by Salamander (My soul's on fire.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Did you write this?
If so, well done sir!
I have a friend who would enjoy this - may I copy it to him?


17 posted on 11/29/2014 1:22:52 AM PST by spankalib ("I freed a thousand slaves. I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.")
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To: spankalib

Sure. But why were you up at 3 AM? Black Friday is *over*. :-)


18 posted on 11/29/2014 9:11:11 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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