Skip to comments.Obama, the Coffee Salute, and the Dementia on the Right
Posted on 09/28/2014 4:45:20 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
Should he have switched hands? Dropped the cup? Not drank the coffee? Declared war on coffee growers? Any way, the right woulda whacked him.
Since his inauguration, Republicans have criticized President Obama for everything. For launching military strikes. For not launching military strikes. For taking vacations. For being too uptight. For fist-bumping. For being too detached. You name it. Progressives and those who simply like fair-minded political debate have alleged that the actual facts of President Obamas actions are irrelevant, that Republicans who were determined to oppose everything the president did from Day One would criticize his every move no matter what.
To illustrate this, lets look at two recent examples of Republican outrage and how, if the facts were entirely different, Republicans would nonetheless be outraged. Its like a Choose Your Own Adventure tale, except the outcome is always the sameRepublicans portraying President Obama as singularly awful in every way.
Story Number One: The Coffee Cup Salute
This week, President Obama disembarked from Air Force One while holding his jacket in his left hand and a coffee cup in his right. He saluted the Marines standing guard on the tarmac with his right handthe hand with the coffee cup in it. The right wing exploded with outrage.
What could the President have done differently? Here are three other scenariosand how the right wing would have reacted with outrage.
Variation A: The Coffee Cup Handoff
Rather than salute with the coffee cup in his hand, President Obama hands the cup to an aide standing on the steps behind him. Right-wingers tweet: Obama treats his staff like servants. Natch, for a dictator.
Variation B: He Switches Hands
It is damn hard to transfer a coffee cup from one hand into an encumbered other hand all while walking down the stairs. So the president spills the coffee. The headline on conservative web sites? Obama: Cant handle a cup of coffee or the worlds challenges.
Variation C: He Forgoes the Damn Coffee
The story gets out that Obama skipped his usual afternoon dose of caffeine heading toward the U.N. meeting. Later, the decaffeinated president yawns. The picture makes the front page of the New York Post, Breitbart, and so on. BAM BORED BY WAR, goes the Post headline. I think youre boring too, Michelle Malkin tweets.
Story Number Two: The White House Intruder
A man managed to climb over the White House fence and bolt for the front door, just barely entering the building at which point he was tackled by the Secret Service. Conservatives have attacked the lax security under Obama, even straining to tie the threat to ISIS. And, as Gov. Mike Huckabee wrote, Maybe now Obamas White House staff will understand how our Southern border states feel. Now of course this was an unfortunate incident, and security protocols need to be reviewed. But no matter what theres a way to make it Obamas fault
Variation A: Secret Service Tackles the Intruder
The White House intruder is Latino. So say the Secret Service nabs him on the lawn, in plain sight of tourists with cameras. Conservatives subsequently post the pictures online with captions like, Obama doesnt mind Hispanics invading the United States border, as long as you dont invade his house. The only Latino fence-jumper Obamas arrested in six years.
Variation B: Secret Service Shoots the Intruder
Fox News produces tear-jerker interviews with young trespassers family. Right-wing columnists call for Eric Holder to launch a full-scale federal investigation on racial profiling at the White House. If he doesnt then hes a hypocrite because, you know, Ferguson.
Conservatives are so determined to bash Obama that they will go through whatever contortions of fact or logic are necessary to attack the president no matter what. See also Republicans criticizing Obama for not doing something to get Bowe Berghdahl released before he did do something, and then they criticized him for that. Or criticizing Obama for not enforcing our broken immigration laws until he does so by deporting more immigrants than any previous president, and conservatives then charge that the numbers are fake.
The examples are almost as boundless as Republicans desperation to repeatedly point fingers at the president to distract from the fact that Republicans have no solutions for the actual issues facing the American people.
We get it. You hate the guy. So America gives you a salute. But not the kind done with four fingers.
Being as he is NOT a US citizen, he should not even salute at all!
Don’t worry, Donna Brazile is coming to the rescue with a new, imposed constitution designed to silence the loudmouths. I’m sure Sally will enthusiastically support it.
Lady looks like one of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s infamouse “jew bags”.
This is pathetic, even from a leftist writer.
If he had bothered to switch hands, there would be no problem.
Nice hairdo lady. What did you use to comb it, salad tongs?
They are just “bitter” that their “coffee party” collapsed like the foam on a day old starbucks mocha latte frappichino verde....
Short summation of this article: “I support my guy no matter what, and you people are poopy-heads!”
I wish I had dementia alright and that all of this was just a delusion or a dream but it’s not. The left has created hell on earth with their subservience to The Won...
A grown up would have left the coffee on the plane. Obama has access to coffee or whatever he wants 24/7.
There is no excuse for rudeness from a President.
I know how she cuts it..
Yep, looks like salad tongs with vinegar and oil.
Y’ ever see the second “waynes world” movie?
Garth: “it’s sucking out my will to live!”
Disgusted with what - Øbozo or criticism of him?
How about Obama just put the coffee down before leaving the plane, or whatever he was getting another taxpayer paid for ride on. He didn’t know he saluted the heroes at the bottom of the stairs? He’s a real piece of garbage.
Well, that’s still better than the mayonnaise that Debbie Wasserman schultz uses on her hair.
That's an excellent point.
It looked like Marine One to me.
RE: Republicans who were determined to oppose (and criticize) everything the president did from Day One . . . .
I must have read the wrong civics books I thought that's how our system works.
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