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To: servo1969

She’s pretty good looking and she has absolutely no brains. Wow, the perfect woman! Easy to train!

“Honey, if you don’t get me a beer from the fridge then all the beer makers will go out of business and their children will have no toys to play with on Christmas”

“Really?”

“Yeah really, uh yeah that’s the ticket”

“Ok here is your beer”

“And honey, rather than me ask you for another, just get me one when I snap my fingers because if I talk it puts CO2 in the air which causes global warming”

“Really?”

“Yeah, really that’s it”

5 minutes later....

*snap* * snap*

“Here is your beer”


5 posted on 09/02/2014 10:26:10 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

The lady in the top pic is the conservative talk show host. Better looking than the principal


7 posted on 09/02/2014 10:38:30 AM PDT by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regret.s - but it may be too late.)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

The photo in the excerpt is of the talk radio host who exposed the story, not of the principal who perpetrated it.


8 posted on 09/02/2014 10:38:45 AM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda
She’s pretty good looking and she has absolutely no brains. Wow, the perfect woman! Easy to train!

Check out the "Hot, Crazy, Matrix" on youtube. It will all make sense. Yes it's clean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

14 posted on 09/02/2014 12:44:16 PM PDT by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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