Posted on 08/18/2014 7:04:40 AM PDT by John Semmens
This week former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stirred up a kerfuffle in an interview published in The Atlantic magazine by implying that the Obama Administration’s foreign policy was “a directionless mess.” President Obama angrily rebuffed Clinton’s remarks as “horse shit.”
However, the soothing ambiance of a gathering at a posh Martha’s Vineyard resort has dampened down combative tempers on both sides. As a spokesman for Hillary explained, “it was a case of public perception vs. core reality. Given the President’s abysmal voter approval ratings it is imperative that any Democrat who hopes to win an upcoming distance herself from the President’s negative public image.”
“There is no fundamental difference between the policies that President Obama and Secretary Clinton have pursued and the policies that a future President Hillary Clinton will pursue,” the spokesman said. “But the only chance of continuing those policies is for Hillary to prevail in the 2016 election. Once President Obama was reassured on this he acquiesced to the strategy.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2014/08/17/ferguson-looting-said-to-be-fitting-tribute-to-michael-brown/
And hillary look away as not her type while mac daddy smiled and continued to stare at biden.
I read that Obama stayed on the dance floor so he wouldn’t have to sit next to Hilary and engage in conversation. Could be!!
"No big deal---you wanted to pepper spray terrorists, I wanted to water-bomb them w/ happy face balloons."
Wiping away a tear, Obama's former van driver, Tommy Vietor
said of the hug-out, “They’re friends and human beings first,” he sobbed.
Vietor sat in on Situation Room briefings and had National
Security Clearance. Vietor now does "messaging" for a living.
Hillary hired Vietor to mastermind her rollicking pre-campaign book tour
(as the $14 million book deal went straight to the $2 bin).
"As Elvis might say.....no pics below my waist.
Jill doesn't want everyone to see what she sees. "
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