Look!!
SQUIRREL!!!!
Just because Juan Boo-Rock cynically used a 4th of July ceremony for the naturalization of LEGAL immigrants to make a pitch for ILLEGAL immigration
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This is such a slap in the face...
“Yeah you jumped through every hoop but you needn’t have bothered with all that..
You were stupid..all you had to do was just come across the border and save yourself all the time and money you spent..
You’d be just as much an American citizen..and much sooner
I don’t in tend that anyone should have to go to any effect to be an American citizen other than just get here”
FR, in 1996.
Topic: White Water
Top Ten President Clinton Summer Fun Tips
Media Research Center
June 12, 1997 David Letterman
From the June 12 Late Show with David Letterman, "Top Ten President Clinton Summer Fun Tips." Copyright 1997 by Worldwide Pants, Incorporated.
10. If you use Crisco instead of suntan lotion, you can fry burgers on your chest
9. "Accidentally" lose trunks in White House pool
8. Show slides of your camping trip on your pasty white thighs
7. Try using a cooling electric fan to shred Whitewater documents
6. Enjoy the refreshing chill when you get in bed with Hillary
5. After a day in the woods, hire a 15-man search party to check your entire body for ticks
4. Get some exercise dodging subpoenas from Paula Jones
3. Don't go swimming until half an hour after receiving illegal campaign contributions
2. Make friends at the beach by providing shade with your enormous ass
1. Leftover gravy + freezer = gravy-sicle!