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If there was a liberal version of poker this would be the royal flush
The Looking Spoon ^ | 3-11-14 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 03/11/2014 1:28:39 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon



TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: liberal; poker; satire

1 posted on 03/11/2014 1:28:39 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

That’s funny.


2 posted on 03/11/2014 1:29:13 PM PDT by RIghtwardHo
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To: The Looking Spoon

You are short a card for a flush, royal or otherwise.


3 posted on 03/11/2014 1:30:45 PM PDT by xone
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To: The Looking Spoon

You left out the fifth card - climate change denier..


4 posted on 03/11/2014 1:31:00 PM PDT by Argus
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To: Argus

Also replace Islamophobe with “Classist”, or some other derrogatory term for the affluent.


5 posted on 03/11/2014 1:33:33 PM PDT by tanknetter
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To: tanknetter

Actually, “Teabagger” would work well too.


6 posted on 03/11/2014 1:34:26 PM PDT by tanknetter
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To: The Looking Spoon

Statist?


7 posted on 03/11/2014 1:35:25 PM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: xone

Just like liberals, they are short a card and still think that they hold a royal flush. In truth all they have is name calling.


8 posted on 03/11/2014 1:44:04 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: tanknetter

Teabagger could be a wild card


9 posted on 03/11/2014 1:47:04 PM PDT by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I invented a game call Liberal Holdem. First all players are dealt two cards, except for minorities and women, who get three to make up for past discrimination. Next all players who don’t like their cards complain and show their cards to the dealer. The dealer decides which deserve extra cards based on the tips they have given him so far, and gives those who have made big enough “contributions” an extra card. At the end of the hand the dealer takes half the pot as the house rake. A small portion of the rake is redistributed to those with short stacks. Finally, when a player cashes out, the house takes another 55% of his chips.


10 posted on 03/11/2014 1:47:45 PM PDT by Hugin
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To: The Looking Spoon

And it doesn’t matter that at least a couple of those cards are mutually exclusive. Muslims ain’t exactly fond of homosexuals or of giving women anything close to equal rights.

But nobody ever said that leftism is rational.


11 posted on 03/11/2014 2:07:24 PM PDT by afsnco
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To: The Looking Spoon

How about the “I’m only a comedian so I can say anything I want to card”??


12 posted on 03/11/2014 2:07:42 PM PDT by oldbrowser (Civil service unions are the real government)
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To: xone

Wouldn’t that be THE definition of “four-flusher”?


13 posted on 03/11/2014 2:59:14 PM PDT by ziravan (Keep Cornyn Under Fifty.)
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To: ziravan
True, a hand with no value. "A four flush (also flush draw) is a poker hand that is one card short of being a full flush. Four flushing refers to empty boasting or unsuccessful bluffing, and a four flusher is a person who makes empty boasts or bluffs when holding a four flush."

Sounds just like a democrat.

14 posted on 03/11/2014 3:09:30 PM PDT by xone
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To: oldbrowser

AKA “the Joker?”


15 posted on 03/11/2014 3:13:40 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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