Posted on 03/11/2014 1:28:39 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
That’s funny.
You are short a card for a flush, royal or otherwise.
You left out the fifth card - climate change denier..
Also replace Islamophobe with “Classist”, or some other derrogatory term for the affluent.
Actually, “Teabagger” would work well too.
Statist?
Just like liberals, they are short a card and still think that they hold a royal flush. In truth all they have is name calling.
Teabagger could be a wild card
I invented a game call Liberal Holdem. First all players are dealt two cards, except for minorities and women, who get three to make up for past discrimination. Next all players who don’t like their cards complain and show their cards to the dealer. The dealer decides which deserve extra cards based on the tips they have given him so far, and gives those who have made big enough “contributions” an extra card. At the end of the hand the dealer takes half the pot as the house rake. A small portion of the rake is redistributed to those with short stacks. Finally, when a player cashes out, the house takes another 55% of his chips.
And it doesn’t matter that at least a couple of those cards are mutually exclusive. Muslims ain’t exactly fond of homosexuals or of giving women anything close to equal rights.
But nobody ever said that leftism is rational.
How about the “I’m only a comedian so I can say anything I want to card”??
Wouldn’t that be THE definition of “four-flusher”?
Sounds just like a democrat.
AKA “the Joker?”
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