[boop]

Speaking of tips, one time I was waiting on a table, and I noticed that the customer left me five crisp $1 silver certificates, fanned out neatly.

For a second I almost told him that the bills were worth a LOT more than one dollar apiece, but I didn't.

I still feel guilty.

[metmom]

Silver certificates can’t be traded in for silver any more.

I just talked to a collector and he said they weren’t worth all that much any more because of that.