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To: IbJensen

So Mohammed ‘s legend of him being a goat humper was a lie ?


8 posted on 10/16/2013 8:12:51 AM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: American Constitutionalist

Well, on a cold desert night when one is floating on nocturnal clouds and the only warmth is from the sheep and goats you sleep with, one is likely to get carried away.

Mohammed is not only credited with the establishment of a religion practiced by millions of illiterate sheep herders. He actually invented the condom by utilizing the lower intestine of a young lamb. This invention was used by Quran adherents for many centuries and even up to today.

In 1851 an English inventor, Sir Malcomb Bidwell, improved on the prophet’s invention by removing the intestine from the animal.

(Little known fact about the religion of our president.)


11 posted on 10/16/2013 8:22:26 AM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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