If you don’t have a warrant, you aren’t crossing the threshold.
In fact, get the hell off the porch and off my property.
Now. Before I call the cops and arm myself against your obvious threat to my wellbeing.
If you don’t have a warrant, you aren’t crossing the threshold.
In fact, get the hell off the porch and off my property.
Now. Before I call the cops and arm myself against your obvious threat to my wellbeing.
No, let them on your property, then hold them up, force them to drink a LOT of vodka or everclear then convince them that if they don’t drive away something bad may “happen” to them....
Take their cell phone and burn/shred.incinerate it....
Let them go and then 10 minutes later report a drunk driver headin east/west/north/south on HWY #.....
Modern Day “Tar and Feathering”...
I had a visit a couple of weeks ago right before school started from two eastern European guys trying to sell me education materials for my kids. From what it looked like to me they were cruising the neighborhood scooping out which houses had toys and such around the yard. I scared the $hit out of them because I was inside my shop when they knocked on my door I stepped out behind them and asked them their business. I cut them off and told them that whatever they were selling that we didn’t want any and they had best be on their way. Guy shook my hand and it was like shaking hands with a two year old kid. Made my skin crawl. Wife asked me why I didn’t invite them inside and I had to sit her down and explain to her about child abduction and slavery and the tactics they used to scope out peoples homes. She said I was just being paranoid. Sometimes the job of being a vigilant dad is a thankless one.