So this baby seal walks into a club.
Many years ago I took a new job at a company whose offices were decorated by the owners wife. My office featured pictures of baby seals, all cute and roly-poly, big brown eyes, Pastel colors.
One day, one of the men who worked there came in, and after looking at the paintings remarked to me in a very casual tone “kind of makes you want to club the little b——rd, doesn’t it?
LOL!