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Obama Will Continue to Skip Intelligence Briefings Unless Jay-Z Raps Them!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-15-2012 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/15/2012 9:16:47 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Here’s everything we know so far, and everything we’re likely to know for the foreseeable future as the State Department has announced a “no further questions” policy. Not that the MSM would ask any questions likely to embarrass Big Guy anyway.

Lessons learned:

1. It’s wrong to politicize lethal attacks on our embassies if you’re running against Big Guy.

2. The best way not to politicize this is to keep calm and carry on as if nothing happened; i.e., continue to skip daily intelligence meetings and attend all previously scheduled fundraisers.

bo vegas still got it

3. This “volatile situation” in the Mid-East is not a response to U.S. policy, butt rather due to a “a video – a film – that we have judged to be reprehensive and disgusting.”

4. The best way to control such a “volatile situation” is to ask YouTube/Google to take the video down. Because nothing causes “volatility” in the Middle East like free speech...

Everything is under control here at Big White crisis central.

empty chair

Today’s Intelligence Briefing has been cancelled due to lack of interest and aptitude.

Unless, Jay-Z and Beyoncé ...

(Excerpt) Read more at michellesmirror.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: beyonce; carterisobama; emptychair; emptysuit; fencepostturtle; jayz; obama; obamaforeinpolicy; obamaiscarter; obamaisclinton; obamalegacy

1 posted on 09/15/2012 9:16:54 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

This aint Satire we are talking here folks. This is the way it is.

You either play by the Obama rules or you are racist, a war monger,or worst of all crimes a Conservative.


2 posted on 09/15/2012 9:21:28 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: NOBO2012
What comes around, goes around. Time to slam Barack Hussein Obama, the current Commander in Chief, with the same "jokes" the Left hurled at President Bush.


3 posted on 09/15/2012 9:21:47 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: NOBO2012

I have a rap for Obama.

YOU ALL HAVE TO HEAR THIS.

“BRO GOTTA GO”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgbwlnpY5B8


4 posted on 09/15/2012 9:23:52 AM PDT by mardi59 (IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!!!!!)
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To: NOBO2012
What comes around, goes around. Time to slam Barack Hussein Obama, the current Commander in Chief, with the same "jokes" the Left hurled at President Bush.


5 posted on 09/15/2012 9:24:03 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: NOBO2012
Thanks to dead for this reality:

Carter is Obama. Obama is Carter.

Both are Traitor Losers, who hate America!

Jimmy Carter's presidency was doomed by the Iranian hostage crisis after the US embassy in Tehran was stormed by Islamist extremists following the Iranian revolution.

A year after the 52 Americans were taken hostage, Carter lost the 1980 election. The hostages were released just as President Ronald Reagan, who defeated Carter, was sworn in.

1979

2012


As Clint noted, the Empty Chair improved by codetoad:

It is past time to fire Barack and have him hit the road back to Chicago!

Thanks to RushIsMyTeddyBear and Focault's Pendulum and for finding these morphing graphic art

6 posted on 09/15/2012 9:32:40 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION IS DESTROYING AMERICA-LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO THE WHITE HOUSE!)
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To: NOBO2012

7 posted on 09/15/2012 9:36:52 AM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Grampa Dave

8 posted on 09/15/2012 9:55:27 AM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: NOBO2012

According to Jake Carney, Obama reads the PDBs. That’s the equivalent of reading an index out of a text book and taking a final exam from that. That’s given for sealing up the college transcripts.


9 posted on 09/15/2012 10:03:24 AM PDT by Harley (2012 Choice: Mormon or Moron? I'm picking Mitt.)
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To: Travis McGee

“, including all of them the week before 9-11, and the day after.”

That’s interesting because

REPORT: Egypt intelligence warned on Sept. 4 of possible attacks...
http://www.jpost.com/Headlines/Article.aspx?id=284684


10 posted on 09/15/2012 10:04:01 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: NOBO2012

Matters not that he attends an intelligence brief, when the “ONE” who should attend has no intelligence.

You know...quite like the emperor has no clothes.


11 posted on 09/15/2012 10:27:55 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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12 posted on 09/15/2012 10:45:22 AM PDT by Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears (John Roberts did more to endanger the lives of Americans than all 9/11 hijackers combined.)
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To: NOBO2012

One would normally think that attendance at an “Intelligence Briefing” would require some modicum of requisite intelligence.

In our case for our esteemed President, there is none. His hatred rhetoric against our Republic is often mistaken for the media’s interpretation of ‘intelligence,’ but it is not there. If you want an opinion, ask his teleprompter. Puppet...


13 posted on 09/15/2012 10:49:22 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: NOBO2012
OK...they are waiting in the situation room. Photobucket
14 posted on 09/15/2012 11:27:31 AM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: Travis McGee
Thanks, this will be my new empty chair.


15 posted on 09/15/2012 12:25:11 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION IS DESTROYING AMERICA-LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO THE WHITE HOUSE!)
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To: Grampa Dave
I forgot to trim the white excess off of that version. This one is corrected.


16 posted on 09/15/2012 12:34:30 PM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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