President Vows to “Hammer Away at Key Issue of Campaign”

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 Sep 2012 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

ping

[pnut22]

This one should have a lot of bites. Thank you for all you do.

[Marauder]

“People need to know who they’re voting for, a candidate’s life shouldn’t be a mystery,” the president said.

This is the most hypocritical statement ever heard, second only to the specter of congress being upset because somebody lied to them.

[layman]

I think that Hussein will not speak in public, or anywhere else for that matter, unless he is wearing fire retardant pants .... and his secret service guys are all armed with pocket fire extinguishers.

[GOYAKLA]

Transparency/Obama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BdjoHA5ocwU

[llevrok]

1. Public breast feeding
2. Michelle’s fat kid campaign
3. How to lower my golf handicap
4. Anything but my record, of lack thereof

[AFreeBird]

Yep, they got a transparency problem.

[DuncanWaring]

The Won is transparent - people can see right through him and his lies.

[rockinqsranch]

Too funny. Thanks for the ping John. Wouldn’t have wanted to miss this one.

[skinkinthegrass]

President Obama renewed his assault on what he contends is
the key issue of this campaign: transparency. (this is real satire)ALL RIGHTY!...
pResident "Bathhouse" Barry O'Bozo, Is goin' back to
Chi'Town; he's gonna join Jimmah "Malaise" Carter on the
his Hammering / Jawboning Tour.

'e just admitted he (O'Bozo) has nothing to say..nothing to
campaign on...except falsehoods.

[commonguymd]

Good stuff as always!

[fella]

“When a man assumes a public trust he should consider himself a public property.”
Thomas Jefferson

How can we give someone out public trust without first having a knowledge of their private past?

[Vaduz]

Transparency; Illegal to release records that have been sealed by a presidential order.

[Delhi Rebels]

“People need to know who they’re voting for, a candidate’s life shouldn’t be a mystery,” the president said.

I don't even know where to begin.

[houeto]

I don't even know where to begin.

Start with the keywords. That may help.

[TheConservativeParty]

Thanks for the ping!
(Zero had one of his low level bootlickers on Fox this morning with Neil Cavuto. This Obamabot proclaimed that everything is going so well and there has been 20-something months of job growth, and more new manufacturing jobs than anytime in our history under this administration. Surprisingly, this man’s pants did not spontaneously combust after his long rant of lies. Disappointingly, Cavuto did not dispute any of the ridiculous statements that man made.)

[svcw]

Obama is insane.

[bandleader]

He IS ABSOLUTELY DELUSIONAL!It Terrifies Me That He Has The Nuclear Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crawdad]

He’s going to release Romney’s taxes “in the national interest.”