DUmmie FUnnies 07-01-12 (How to Scam Free Drinks from Trust Fund Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 1, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Check out my FR thread whose title poses the seemingly improbable question: Will Obama Support the Repeal of ObamaCare?

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #1059.

[Winstons Julia]

It really will not be long until these people try to start the conflagrations.

I think of my tagline.

[Cyclops08]

“America must declare war on America.”
But never question his patriotism.

[SC Swamp Fox]

Posting before reading the whole article since 1999.

[PJ-Comix]

Tomorrow I am supposed to FINALLY get my hand cast removed. It was supposed to happen in May but they put a bigger one on instead. It has really made typing tougher but hopefully it will be gone tomorrow. I sort of half removed my pinkie from the cast a few days ago and feeling is restored and I can wiggle it.

[cripplecreek]

"America," he said, "has a war on drugs that doesn't work. It has a war on poverty that doesn't work. It has a war on crime that has only managed to fill its prisons. It has wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that didn't work.

Hells bells, just about any FReeper could have fed him all or part of that same line and scored some free drinks. The downside is that you would have to sit there and listen to Pitt imagine how important he is and explain the way to fix it is to do more of it..

[BipolarBob]

Sounds like the “We must destroy America in order to save America”. philosophy.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Unless there’s a bartender willing to attest to the fact pitiful pitt paid the tab, I’m going to assume he made Padragh the Leprechaun up from whole cloth or simple self medication.

OR if Paddy The’tool exists, he stiffed the bar for both of their tabs and plans to blame the irishman when next he goes drinking.

Either one has about equal likelihood.

[Libloather]

"I write politics,"

At least one person thinks so.

[Lx]

I don't buy it at all. It sounds completely made up, much like his Rove indictment.

Of course he starts with an Oscar Wilde quote as if he's on his level and to start the pretentiousness at a level that can only go higher.

This guy needs attention like no one I've had the displeasure to meet. It's always me me me or about me. Does anyone really think he tries to avoid saying what he does with his time, he probably has a hat with a card that says PRESS in it like you see in old cartoons.

I have made this point time and time and time again, but it bears repeating once more: the single greatest strength the far right and their paymasters enjoy is their utter and complete lack of shame. They will say anything - literally anything - to gain an advantage in any debate, and be damned to whoever takes a screwing in the process.

He writes this with a straight face. Who was it who said they wanted Romney's house to burn down, wasn't it Joy Behar in all her compassion and someone get a hold of our paymasters, my check is late.

Really, lack of shame, Lawrence O'donnel is a paragon of virtue along with all the others frothing on the left and yes I spelled his name incorrectly, I don't have enough respect for him to look it up.

Pitt and his vanity book are just a joke; what does he do when the money runs out, does he have a degree? Does he have an employable skill because writing sure isn't it.

[Little Bill]

I have met Pitt, the last time at a FReep on the Common, when he was giving Howie Zinn a verbal BJ.

[cripplecreek]

I have met Pitt, the last time at a FReep on the Common, when he was giving Howie Zinn a verbal BJ.

Lets be fair about this. The only reason it was verbal is because Zinn is dead.

[Cyber Liberty]

Hi chickee!

[rdl6989]

He asked what I did for a living, and I winced a little before telling him that I'm a deadbeat who bums around doing pretty much nothing but drinking.

[Little Bill]

Weren't dead then. He was a part of a small crowd that Pitt was, couple of hundred, addressing at the bandstand on the common. The FReep report is on the web somewhere.

[Winstons Julia]

Hello to you, too. Wishing you and yours a fantastic fourth of July.

[Incorrigible]

Once again the Pittster has a ready sock-puppet for which he can accurately relate every detail of the conversation. This time it’s not a converted Conservative but a Paddy Pushover. My new job will put me in Boston every few weeks. Maybe I need to stop by Bukowski’s and let him convert me. See if he writes about it!

[MindBender26]

And when someone admits they have declared “war” on something I love and swore to defend, I am expected to......?

You see, when I went on active duty in ‘65, I took an oath to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

That oath did not have an expiration date.

Any questions, Mr. Pitt?