DUmmie FUnnies 2-17-12 (Teenage DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl sez: "This is...FUN!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 17, 2012 | DUmmie Redstate Bluegirl, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[PJ-Comix]

SOOOooo . . . PJ, you're gonna hafta pick up the DUFUing slack.

I will. I sort of have an incentive...to FLACK my new Kindle articles. My plan is to have about a thousand Kindle articles up and running within two years. All of which lends a lot of credibility to my next Kindle article out soon about how to overcome writer's block. BTW, I used to suffer HORRIBLY from that. Sometimes months at a time until I developed my own non-hocus-pocus methods for ridding myself of that affliction. Actually you never really get rid of writer's block permanently since it always comes back at you but now my writer's block episodes only last a few minutes to just an hour.

[Charles Henrickson]

RSBG is Charles Henrickson.

Is "Redstate Bluegirl" really YHGC, Charles Henrickson? Maybe I am, maybe I amn't. The main thing is, to plant doubt in the minds of the DUmmies. Who is a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL here anyway? Could it be . . . this one . . . or that one? Are they just here to make us look like fools, to draw us out into saying something stupid? (Not too hard, that.)

So, "Redstate Bluegirl" could be me, or it could be some other DU mole. But a 15-year-old girl, addicted to the DUmp? Really?? How come she doesn't sound like a teenage girl? No genuine teenspeak, only a pale imitation thereof. And why was she "off school" that day? "The flu"? How convenient. Also, note the low post count, and the artifiicial means (the * replies) for driving up one's post count quickly. Very suspicious, isn't it, you DUmmies looking in.

[NoGrayZone]

Funny how none of the DUmmies pointed out her/his *’s!

[ExCTCitizen]

My Dad. He was a staunch Republican until the 2000 election was very obviously stolen. He's been a Dem ever since, and he & I & mom will be canvassing for Obama come the fall.

I doubt this for a minute...a Republican who thought Bush stole the election?? The girl must be lying...or her dad was a RINO, who thought the Republican party was drifting to the right with the election of W.

[ExCTCitizen]

annabanana (41,838 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore 10. Well HEY there little sister!

Welcome to DU. You'll learn lots & lots from some of these guys.. .get a few laughs.. and probably find a few that will drive you nutz.

The whole place drives me nuts.....but it is funny when someone said they been on DU for 8 years...where did the time go...of course, they been in mom's basement SLEEPING and Blogging on DU so they lost time.

And if you want to know just about anything. all you have to do is ask./

Yes, DUmmies...why can't you go and look for work... ?

[Charles Henrickson]

UPDATE: Redstate Bluegirl has been BANNED, TOMBSTONED!!!

I posted this DUFU a week ago, on Friday the 17th. A few minutes ago, I just happened to go check on the orginal DU thread, to see if there were any more replies there since I did the DUFU. And, lo and behold, I see that by Sunday the 19th, Redstate Bluegirl had gotten the granite cookie!

You know, in this DUFU, I said that **I** was "Redstate Bluegirl," infiltrating the DUmp as a mole. Of course, when I said that, I was just kidding, messing with their minds, so they wouldn't know who was a troll and who wasn't. But it looks like now that they may have taken me seriously and really believed that I was Redstate Bluegirl! In any case, she gone!

Here's what I found:

wow. funny - but this person set off some major negative vibes in me with her/his very first post - and that first post had nothing at all to say that was as obviously trollish as this. . . .

["Obviously"?? You guys were all believing her and welcoming her for 120 posts . . . UNTIL I posted the DUFU!! Hee! Hee!]

it's strange to come here and see that my initial "ick factor" intuition was true.

I think we all had our suspicions.

[Yeah, right, babylonsister. Only AFTER you read the DUmmie FUnnies!]

Welcome aboard. Have fun :)

[DUmmie Taverner still doesn't realize that Redstate Bluegirl has been tombstoned.]

Oh Redstate Bluegirl, you flew too close to the sun.

[Just call her "Ick 'R' Us."]

Account status: Posting privileges revoked

[A fancy way to say "TOMBSTONED!"]

Locking. Poster has been escorted from the building.

[She's been prog-marched out! And, who knows, she may really have been a teenage DUmmie! Oh, well!]

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BTW, on a personal note, I may not be able to do a full-blown DUFU for at least the next few weeks. We're into Lent now, and this is a very busy time for me anyhow. PLUS, I leave for Indonesia on March 8, to teach at a conference there, getting back on March 17. And I've got a ton of stuff to do to get ready before I go.

[cripplecreek]

I knew that one was gonna be trouble

[mikrofon]

Redstate . Bluegirl . Blacklist

Safe travels during your sojourn to the Soetoro boyhood homeland .... and try not to spend too much time at the B.S. historical sites. ;)

[luvie]

Man! You just ruined her life!...or maybe saved it! LOL!

Enjoy your stay in Indonesia. Loooong flight! Ugh!

[NoGrayZone]

The DUmmies obviously read the DUmmie Funnies!!! LMAO!!! I mean LMBO!!!

[NoGrayZone]

The DUmmies obviously read the DUmmie FUnnies!!! LMAO!!! I mean LMBO!!!

[CAluvdubya]

This is wicked awesome, Charles! You crack me up.

The only thing I wish were different...that you hadn't outted yourself yet. The fun that could have been...waaaay cool!

[FreeAtlanta]

This was hysterical.

[freedumb2003]

What's wrong with this picture?

DUmmie FUnnies 2-17-12. . . .

Answer: I forgot to format the title in normal DUFU fashion, which would be:

DUmmie FUnnies 02-17-12. . . .

Hey, you have to pay for the development costs of my 'bot. It was expecting MM-DD-YY not M-DD-YY. He is a jukebox now.

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And it is your fault!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Oh Redstate Bluegirl, you flew too close to the sun."

CH:[Just call her "Ick 'R' Us."]

In the spirit of Dick Enberg...Oh my! THAT IS CLASSIC!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

You need to ping Bender2. He’s a good sport...buy him a beer and, really, ignore his shiny metal ass!

[bitt]

love it.

hey, remember those great picture posts you used to do?? can you do some again??

[Incorrigible]

LOL “Ick ‘R’ Us”

It’s really not fair to play Psy Ops with the DUmmies!

Good luck with your travels.

[JLS]

” I will start work on my autobiography: “I WAS A TEENAGE DUMMIE.”]”

No, no, no Charles the title of your autobiography must be “Dummie Like Me.”