Posted on 02/16/2012 3:06:57 PM PST by AnTiw1
Until government gets in the way and introduces a lot of unintended consequences.
Well THAT locks in the female vote. NOT!
I saw that. I was speechless. My husband would tell you that does not happen often.
Right.
'Cause wimmins are ALL just a bunch of skanky sluts in heat with no self control.
You an' me, baby ... we're nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel ....
Actually, there is a Pope-approved contraceptive. It’s a 200 pound 2 meters in diameter pill that the wife puts against the door before going to bed so that the husband couldn’t enter her bedroom.
It’s pretty clear the left is going to use the issue of contraceptives as a distraction from the depression this election and Steponallofus was in on the plan from the beginning.
And you have no ideal how long that old statement has been around. My mom had one, she said a girl that runs through the brier patch never knew what brier stuck her.
I thought it was funny. Im a woman.
During the Great Depression the birth rate plummeted and there were no birth control pills or legal abortions. How did that happen?
‘Cause wimmins are ALL just a bunch of skanky sluts in heat with no self control.
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Because only “skanky sluts in heat” use birth control.
I heard that old saw back when I was young—only I heard that only St. Joseph Aspirins worked.........
As a young man, I found that a little booze can dissolve an aspirin.
What the hell is strange about it? Its an old joke that anyone over 40 has probably heard more than a few times.
Yeah, it's a funny joke when you're a 12-year old boy and grandpa tells it. During a serious Presidential election when we need every vote we can get, not so much.
Well, we're about to see Santorum implode. We all knew it was coming. It was fun while it lasted.
That one I have never heard, but I’ll definitely remember it!
I guess he was telling Andrea Mitchell to stick an aspirin between her knees.
“I will leave you with the following suggestion: the only way that an aspirin can prevent pregnancy is for a woman to carefully place it between her knees and HOLD it there (by keeping her knees and therefore her legs) closed.”
http://contraception.about.com/b/2010/05/20/myth-busters-aspirin-as-a-birth-control-method.htm
From 5/20/2010
Aspirin between the knees? WTF?
Keep your legs together?
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