I keep telling them I am gay and demand a female screener — so far no luck...
Of course that doesn’t work. You have to say that you are ‘lesbian transgendered’... or in other words, a lesbian woman trapped in a man’s body. Either that, or claim that your sect of Islam prohibits anyone of the same sex from touching one’s private bits; that only member’s of the opposite sex may do so, by the word of Allah!
Then you should get a female screener.