DUmmie FUnnies 03-29-11 (Know-it-all Nadin is BACK, saying "Told you so"!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 29, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Holen1]

This woman is unbelievable. Must spent her whole life on lib forums. Somebody over at CC posted she had 85,000 posts in 6 years at DU. Now she’s on another forum and has over 800 posts in several days.

Nadin, get a life, hon.

[Hoodat]

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[Choose Ye This Day]

I can't stand the way you were shouted down & abused

I can't, either. I wish it would have been LOUDER and even more rude.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I notice that some people still lack that honor

Translation: I notice that some people don't believe EVERY hysterical word I type, and still have the effrontery to think for THEMSELVES, when *I* am clearly the most reknowned world expert on ALL disasters, all science, all topics.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Now I hate to say it...

No, you don't, nadin. You're not fooling anyone. Not even your fellow DUmmies. Or is that your FORMER fellow DUmmies?

[Allegra]

Nadin returns....

And then storms off in a huff again.

The DU entertainment value still lives!

[COBOL2Java]

I think Nadine imagines herself as Grizzabella from the musical “Cats”. Outcast, unloved, misunderstood...yet in the end, *she* will be chosen to ascend to the heaviside layer!

[Greystoke]

Set to Dolly Partons Jolene -

Nadin, nadin, nadin, nadin
Im begging of you please don’t post again
Nadin, nadin, nadin, nadin
Please don’t do it just because you can

Your stupidity is beyond compare
With flaming threads we don’t want to hear
With silly words your thoughts are obscene
Your writing is like nothing we have ever seen
Your liberal thoughts are insane
And we cannot stand you, nadin

We talk about you like some sheep
There’s nothing I can do to keep
From laughing when I hear your name, nadin

And I can easily understand
That a DUmmie like you has no fans
But you don’t know how foolish you are, nadin

Nadin, nadin, nadin, nadin
Im begging of you please don’t post again
Nadin, nadin, nadin, nadin
Please don’t do it just because you can

You’ve chosen to annoy again
But we ask that you would please refrain
You think know it all, nadin

We had to have this talk with you
Our sanity depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, nadin

Nadin, nadin, nadin, nadin
Im begging of you please don’t post again
Nadin, nadin, nadin, nadin

[Condor51]

Told you so... that yes it was going to be bad....And this is just today...Now I hate to say it... I TOLD YOU SO. ...It will get worst still... and no that is not fear mongering. That is just the way it is.

Well DUmmie, then by your 'expert knowledge' I shouldn't even be here. As my X-Ray file(s) is well over an inch thick due to all the surgeries I've had. At the least I should glow in the dark from all that radiation, right? Or worse, my DNA so screwed up I'd have produced mutant children, huh genius?

But even worse than all those X-rays, when I was in HS Biology (Sophomore year '64) we worked with .... (better sit down Nadine) ... RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS! (run for the hills!). We had Uranium 235, and similar 'stuff' like Radium and even Plutonium iirc. The samples were in approx 1" sq Plastic Containers covered by Aluminum foil. And boys being boys -- we'd LICK THE FOIL covers!!. And to my knowledge none of my classmates grew an extra arm, a 3rd Eye, or even a Tail. And a 3rd arm or tail would have come in handy for our Basketball Team, as we sucked big time.

So genius NadinE, take your Drama Queen act and all your milk and shove it. BTW, keeping all that milk and drinking it waaaaaay past its expiration date is worse for your health than any fallout from Japan.

We really did work with that stuff. It was sop for Chicago Public HS Biology class then. And since 'nobody' could make nukes in their garage in those olden days handing those samples out wasn't considered a security threat and certainly not a Health Risk. And it was all stored in a Wooden Book Case with a Plywood Door (kept locked).

[Cyber Liberty]

I took me until just now to realize what “ibtl” meant. “In Before The Lock.”

[PJ-Comix]

She has to be related to Mika. After all, how many people have that unspellable last name?

[Charles Henrickson]

She has to be related to Mika. After all, how many people have that unspellable last name?

As I've said before, PJ, the real question should be: Is Nadin related to the more famous Brzezinski, i.e., Zbigniew Brzezinski, who was President Carter's National Security Advisor? The TV personality Mika (whom I have never seen) is the daughter of Zbigniew.

"Brzezinski" is not that uncommon of a Polish last name. If Nadin is related to ZB, it may not be close. According to public records, Nadin is the daughter of a Szymon and Joan Brzezinski.

[jla]

OK, Charles. Some of us did jump to conclusions in assuming the image of Mrs. Khrushchev was indeed that of Nadin. So, I have to ask, is THIS an image of the fairest & wisest DUmmie?
Though I don't imagine her as a wine drinker. More like double shots of Ukrainian vodka, home distilled.

[Charles Henrickson]

Some of us did jump to conclusions in assuming the image of Mrs. Khrushchev was indeed that of Nadin. So, I have to ask, is THIS an image of the fairest & wisest DUmmie?

No. This is just an image I came across of what I perceive a "Drama Queen" to look like. And Nadin is nothing if not a drama queen.

So far I have portrayed Nadin as a) Natasha Fatale, b) Nina Khrushchev, and c) this Drama Queen. But Nadin is an international woman of mystery, so she may appear in various guises.

I have yet to see a photo that I can be sure is Nadin. I'm not even sure how old she is.

[jla]

I was only kidding, CH.
And who knows, Nadine may be quite attractive, like Alicia Silverstone.

[jla]

And I still maintain that DUmmie FUnnies would be a hit if given the chance by the FOX network.
At the end of the show, (if I may borrow from Loony Tunes & Porky Pig), we might see Lil' Beaver puffing on the cigar and then quip, 'That's all, DUmmies!'

[Darkwolf377]

Her (his? I suspect drag-queenism) threads about ME! ME! ME! always entertain. She deserves her own show on MSNBC...unless she already has one, called Gutterball with Chris Matthews.

[Charles Henrickson]

Her (his? I suspect drag-queenism) threads. . . .

Nadin Brzezinski is her real (maiden) name. She is who she is. She may be a drama queen, and she may be a drag, but she's not a drag queen.

[Darkwolf377]

Nadin Brzezinski is her real (maiden) name. She is who she is. She may be a drama queen, and she may be a drag, but she's not a drag queen.

I am guessing you don't know that she posts while drinking, either, yet you posted a photo indicating that.

Bad taste jokes for thee, but not for me? ;)

[franksolich]

You know, it’s fascinating, watching nadinostradamus in her new venue, Pitcairn Island (as opposed to Skins’s island), known as the oldelmtree site.

Pitcairn Island is peopled by primitives chased off of Skins’s island by the 0bamaite primitives—no love for the Big Zero there—but it’s most noted for its “intellectual” snobbery and elitism.

And so nadinostradamus went there.

It’s an interesting spectacle to watch, although not much has happened.....yet.

What happens when the “intellectual” snobbery and elitism of nadinostradamus collides with the “intellectual” snobbery and elitism of the Pitcairn Islanders?

The age-old phenomenon in physics, where an irresistible force meets an immoveable object.

My money’s on nadinostradamus.