[blackbart.223]

"By American standards, he's the anti-Christ. But by Kenyan standards, he's an above average achiever.

By any standard he is a danger to The Republic.

[The Comedian]

It's like judging the quality of a tape worm.

To the host, it's a life-threatening, disgusting parasite that must be exterminated at any cost.

To other tape worms, it's a success story.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.