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Pelosi Says Amnesty for Illegal Immigrants a “Human Rights” Issue
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 15 May 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/16/2010 3:33:39 PM PDT by John Semmens

House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) insists that immigration reform, including amnesty for the estimated 12-20 million who reside in the US illegally is “the most critical human rights issue of our time.”

“Right now, too many of these immigrants are forced to accept back-breaking labor at low wages because they are afraid to apply for welfare,” Pelosi alleged. “They have no say in our government because they are afraid to vote. In short, they are blocked from full participation in our society because of an accident of birth.”

The Speaker praised “the public demonstrations on behalf of amnesty by so many of our fellow travelers on the road to a socially just society,” but contended that “angry expressions of outrage and demands for action will be insufficient if Congress doesn’t ‘close the deal’ by enacting a path to legalization for these people.”

Pelosi asked that “Catholic Bishops and other authorities in the Church to urge that all members of the faith who have been lucky enough to avoid being aborted come to the aid of our co-religionists from south of the border by writing and calling their congresspersons to press them to support immigration reform.”

In related news, Pelosi tried to bolster morale among Democrats facing tough reelection races by suggesting that they appeal to constituents’ self-interest. “It’s a simple equation,” Pelosi averred. “Do the voters in your district prefer to be the donees of wealth transferred from opponents of the Democratic program? Or would they prefer to be donors tapped for money to be used to implement this program? Given the option of being the cannibal or being the meal I think we can feel confident that they will know how to vote.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: aliens; illegals; immigration; pelosi; satire
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1 posted on 05/16/2010 3:33:39 PM PDT by John Semmens
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“the most critical human rights issue of our time.”

Uh, no, it's the most critical get these people legalized and into the voting booth in November so we don't get slaughtered issue of our time.

2 posted on 05/16/2010 3:35:39 PM PDT by GiovannaNicoletta
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To: John Semmens

Its gotta be getting hard to write satire these days. LOL


3 posted on 05/16/2010 3:36:54 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: John Semmens
America, this towering intellect is third in line for the presidency. In a sane world she'd be running a fruit and vegetable stand or selling knockoff watches on a street corner.
4 posted on 05/16/2010 3:39:53 PM PDT by JPG (Mr. Gore, we have a warrant for your arrest...put your hands behind your back.)
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To: John Semmens

Outrageous and revealing.


5 posted on 05/16/2010 3:41:53 PM PDT by luvbach1 (Stop Barry now. He can't help himself.)
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To: JPG

Savage would say she’d be running a brassiere store.


6 posted on 05/16/2010 3:43:07 PM PDT by luvbach1 (Stop Barry now. He can't help himself.)
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To: John Semmens

I’ve heard some stupid things come out of the Witch of the house before but it all pales to this bunch of crap.


7 posted on 05/16/2010 3:45:46 PM PDT by oldenuff2no (Rangers lead the way...... Delta, the original European home land security)
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To: John Semmens

“the most critical human rights issue of our time.”

Then tell China to take them in...


8 posted on 05/16/2010 3:46:07 PM PDT by RebelTXRose
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To: John Semmens

Quite right. Isn’t the Rule of Law a human right, the right to live on a civilized society? Allowing illegality is a crime against humanity. (Well, why couldn’t I?)


9 posted on 05/16/2010 3:47:39 PM PDT by Moose Burger
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Show us in the constitution where the rule of law gets trumped by “human rights” or “social justice” for that matter.


10 posted on 05/16/2010 3:47:48 PM PDT by omega4179 (www.jdforsenate.com)
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Pelosi is a lunatic ... No one is going to fall for her more ignorant Democrat voters ruse.

She should visit Cuba.


11 posted on 05/16/2010 3:48:10 PM PDT by Tarpon (Obama-Speak ... the fusion of sophistry and Newspeak. It's not a gift, it's just lies.)
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Satire?

Just to remind ourselves, for future reference...

The oath of office required by the sixth article of the Constitution of the United States, and as provided by section 2 of the act of May 13, 1884 (23 Stat. 22), to be administered to Members, Resident Commissioner, and Delegates of the House of Representatives

I, (name), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God

12 posted on 05/16/2010 3:48:18 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: John Semmens

Thanks again Archbishop Niederauer for your wonderful pastoral touch.

Freegards


13 posted on 05/16/2010 3:49:14 PM PDT by Ransomed (Son of Ransomed Says Keep the Faith!)
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You got me with the title alone! I didn’t click on the thread because I knew the witch was crazy enough to say it.

It wasn’t until I saw a reply addressed to you that I knew.

Good on ya!


14 posted on 05/16/2010 3:51:42 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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You've gotta admit that Bella Pelosi represents *her* district in San Fransicko very well.The problem is that she represents *America* very,very poorly indeed.
15 posted on 05/16/2010 3:51:58 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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Starting next January her opinions will mean less than nothing.But in the meantime she's a breathtaking dangerous whore.As is her puppetmaster...Hussein The Blessed.
16 posted on 05/16/2010 3:53:57 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: John Semmens

I Hate satire. No wonder my blood pressure has been sky high lately. Honestly, the following line really does sound like something Nancy Pelosi would say: “They have no say in our government because they are afraid to vote. In short, they are blocked from full participation in our society because of an accident of birth.” I should know whenever I read something that makes me growl and grit my teeth, I should look for the “satire label.” There is nothing funny about satire, its a form of torture! That said I am going to take a deep breath and relax. I can’t write lol, so how about “haha” and a raspberry to you.


17 posted on 05/16/2010 3:54:57 PM PDT by This I Wonder32460
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To: This I Wonder32460
That said I am going to take a deep breath and relax.

Got sucked in on this one...
Adrenaline calming down, breath...

Om mani padme hum

All better now...

18 posted on 05/16/2010 3:59:42 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: Ransomed
I guess it is a Human Right to be in the United States... So if this is such a Human Right, why do we have borders, or citizens for that matter? Why don't we just start running the ferry's into the united states. At least it will bring jobs to Americans for once...

Oops, my bad, i forgot we can't do anything logical. Otherwise we would secure the border, legalize Marijuana to starve drug cartels, and deport people that have crossed our border ILLEGALLY without bias.

~Shadowjudge~

19 posted on 05/16/2010 4:00:23 PM PDT by Shadowjudge
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How about amnesty for tax evasion?

Is that a human-rights issue, Nanzi?

Because that is what they are guilty of if they worked under-the-table after entering the country illegally.


20 posted on 05/16/2010 4:04:14 PM PDT by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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