Posted on 04/23/2010 7:46:41 AM PDT by K-oneTexas
I’ll pass on the ping list, but I sure am really starting to like Herman Cain.
Maybe later.
But when someone accuses me of being racist I just say thank you and then they go into a rage then just walk away.
Here’s your theme music:
Obama serenades his voters:
Have I Told You Lately? (apologies to Van Morrison and Rod Stewart)
Have I told you lately that Im a black guy?
Can I serve you some more pie in the sky?
I gush forth cool and vibrance
Like a million fire hydrants.
Ease your guilt trip , thats what I do
Have I told you lately that Im a black guy?
Last year, when I said Jump!, yall asked how high?
Damn, you folks were easy-
Youd have voted for George and Weezy.
Soothe your self loathing, thats what I do.
Have I told you lately how I scammed you?
Hell, I mean even my minister God damned you!
I could spit in your faces.
You wont object-cause thatd be racist.
Kneel before me, thats what you do.
I knew the reason Id win,
was the color of my skin.
I played you all just like a fool.
No one cared if I lied,
Or that I was unqualified.
You just wanted to feel cool.
Have you noticed lately-weve been stumbling?
And its due primarily to my bumbling
Now I need you to be patient,
As I go out on vacation.
Get my groove on, thats what I do.
Will Iran be free? Oh I guess one day.
Now shut up, and let me eat my sundae.
I dont give a damn bout Neda-
Just listen to my, er, the Supreme Leader
Ill vote present, thats what I do.
Have I told you America, how much I hate you?
And Im, oh so glad to eviscerate you?
I dont see lefties or righties-
Just see a bunch of whities.
Get some payback, thats what I do.
Yes, I know youre stressin
as I lead us into a depression
But thats too bad, cause its too late.
As things go from bad to worse,
celebrate that Im diverse.
Then bend over and accept your fate.
Now that Im in charge, we do things my way,
And when I get done, well be like Zimbabwe.
All of this liberal madness,
is gonna end in sadness.
Join the Third World, thats what well do
- Hermain Cain's Web Site, Listen to Herman Live, online, weeknights 7-10
SPEECHES
- Speech at CPAC, Speech at SRLC, Atlanta Tea Party Speech
FACEBOOK:
- Herman Cain AND The Official Herman Cain Page
- Draft Herman Cain for President AND Herman Cain for President
Funny you should mention that. I remind people of this fact all the time! It’s amazing how many of Odumbo’s supporters “conveniently” forget this.
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