I'd settle for a Long Lance or a twin fifty at the waterline. When they had the hull holing from the ice capades it was hilarious as they sent one of their volunteer drones below to watch for water. I'd only rescue the Discovery cameramen so I could get the complete picture as the pirate vessels slipped beneath the waves.
I’d like to be there personally so none get out of the water.
Fish food, it’s natural.
They’d contriute to the furtherance of some species of fish somehere.
Much like Timothy Treadwell and his caloric contribution to the grizzzly population.