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70-MINUTE STAR WARS REVIEW GUY DOES AVATAR (Great review)
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/70-minute-star-wars-review-guy-does-avatar ^

Posted on 02/02/2010 2:09:02 PM PST by ventanax5

“Avatar tells the story of Dances with Wolves in space, in order to advance a director’s already-vast ego, and to advance movie technology further in the wrong direction.”

“In the movie, a crippled Marine is patched into the brain of a human-hybrid alien thing from a race called the Na’avi, which is like blue man group meets black people.”

“Now if your brain is made of Play-Doh, and you actually have some human emotion left, then Avatar can mold you into like a crying, tree-hugging man-baby.”

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Music/Entertainment; Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: avatar; business; cameron; hollywood; movie; politics; review; video; wot

1 posted on 02/02/2010 2:09:03 PM PST by ventanax5
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To: ventanax5
That review guy was hilarious.
2 posted on 02/02/2010 2:11:56 PM PST by Obadiah (Democrats and their life partners, the MSM)
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To: ventanax5

Yeah, his Phantom Menace review is the best. This one is the most “serious” of his reviews.

“What’s wrong with your faaace!”


3 posted on 02/02/2010 2:13:32 PM PST by McKayopectate
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To: ventanax5

This guy is great. For a novice like me you got a good lesson in movie making and story telling combined with ROTFLOL commentary.


4 posted on 02/02/2010 2:15:57 PM PST by C19fan
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To: ventanax5

bump


5 posted on 02/02/2010 2:16:27 PM PST by pgkdan ( I miss Ronald Reagan!)
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To: ventanax5

bfl


6 posted on 02/02/2010 2:35:16 PM PST by Oshkalaboomboom
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To: ventanax5

Thats hysterical!!!


7 posted on 02/02/2010 2:37:14 PM PST by Sudetenland (Slow to anger but terrible in vengence...such is the character of the American people.)
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To: ventanax5

Excellent deconstruction of Cameron’s manipulations.


8 posted on 02/02/2010 2:55:43 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: ventanax5

bookmark.


9 posted on 02/02/2010 2:56:40 PM PST by IrishCatholic (No local Communist or Socialist Party Chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing!)
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To: ventanax5

These reviews are much better than the movie they review. Keep ‘em coming.


10 posted on 02/02/2010 2:56:51 PM PST by circlecity
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To: ventanax5

That was hilarious.


11 posted on 02/02/2010 3:04:27 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Raise the fanged and warlike mistress, stern, impassive, weaponed mistress...)
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To: Filo

Self ping for later


12 posted on 02/02/2010 3:14:54 PM PST by Filo (Darwin was right!)
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