Posted on 09/03/2009 10:48:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Will BO throw Van under the bus? "Van," as we all know by now, is Obozo's Green Commie Czar, Van Jones. Commie Czar Jones's Looney Left resume is impressive, even for a member of BO's Politburo. This article, 'Green Jobs' Adviser's Past Could Stir Trouble for White House at Critical Time, reviews his leftist credentials: Involved in STORM, "Standing Together to Organize a Revolutionary Movement," a Marxist-Leninist Communist organization. A white-hating black racist, co-founder of "Color of Change." A 9/11 "Truther." Now a "Green Jobs" adviser.
But it's not easy being green. Besides all his commie and truther baggage coming out, Mr. Green-Jobs has been forced to apologize for calling Republicans "@ssholes." And Emperor Zero is being pressured to throw Van under the bus. Will he?
Before we get to DUmmie reaction to this, let's listen to Barry standing in the Valley of Decision, weighing whether to dump his fellow traveler. Click one of the music links and sing along!
ME AND MR. JONES
Tune: "Me and Mrs. Jones" Original
Me and Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
They all say that it's wrong
But I'm much too strong
To let him go now
We meet every day at the bust of Che
6:30, I know, I know he'll be there
Raising fists, making all kinds of lists
While we read a page of Mao Zedong
Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
They all say that it's wrong
But I'm much too strong
To let him go now
I gotta be extra careful
That he won't give our secrets away
'Cause he won't postpone revolution
But me, I need till May
Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
They want my green commie gone
They all say that it's wrong
Well, it won't be long
I'll let him go now
Well, it's time for me to relieve him
It hurts so much to pull the bus outside
Now I'll throw him under, and he'll resign
But tomorrow we'll tweet, the same plans, the same time
Me and Mr.--Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
I took a green commie on
I gotta be extra careful
I can't afford to give our secrets away
I wanna meet and talk with Van
With the same plans, the same old Che, the same time
And we're gonna raise fists like we used to
We're gonna talk it over, talk it over
We know, they know, and you know and I know that it was wrong
But I'm hangin' strong
I gotta let 'em know now
That I kept a green commie on, a green commie on . . .
Now for DUmmie reaction, as seen in this THREAD, "White House Green Jobs Adviser Apologizes for Calling Republicans '@ssholes'." The DUmmies are upset with Jones--for apologizing! If anything, they think "@ssholes" is too mild!
So let us now watch the DUmmies rush to Jones's defense, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, DUFU Underczar Charles Henrickson, wondering if BO will stand by his Van, is in the [Barackets]:
what you said Mr. Van Jones was the truth - they are @ssholes & worse.
[Speak truth to @ssholes!]
Van Jones deserves our support.
[Tell that to Barry. He's wetting his finger right now and holding it up to the wind.]
He's one of the good guys. He's been working at the street level for years. . . .
[He may be at street level again very soon. I hear the bus pulling up.]
Yes, they ARE @ssholes.
[A sentiment repeated dozens of times in this thread. I won't quote them all, or else I'll wear out the "@" key substituting for "a."]
He represents the very best part of this administration.
[The sad thing is, you may be right!]
He should . . . apologize to @ssholes for associating them with Republicans.
[Feel the love.]
I support him 110% even though he did the politically correct thing and apologized for telling the truth.
[Are you suggesting that Mr. Green-Jobs is not SINCERE in his apology??? You're probably right.]
"Greedy, worthless @ssholes" is about right I'd say.
[You forgot to put a "f***ing" in there.]
He needs to apologize for apologizing. God d*mn it...that's the f*cking problem with Democrats, they're always being a bunch of wimps...go out and tell the GOP to go f*ck itself.
[I was wondering if you guys forgot how to use the "f" word. But you came through there, DUmmie gopiscrap!]
A major political party has been seized by the lunatic fringe.
[True. But not the party you mean.]
Now that Democrats have won an election and are in possession of the car keys... We behave as if we are merely borrowing our parents car. . . .
[Hop on the Van and watch out for the bus!]
Frankly, I'm sick of them and won't put up with their bullsh*t anymore. They've destroyed enough and have made a mess of this world. Anyone who can't see it has their head up their @ss.
[Anyone who can't see it is "pulling a ben."]
C'mon Van--retract the apology; say you meant it and anyone who objects to it can kiss your @ss... PLEASE, Democrats, JUST ONCE (besides Barney Frank. . . .)
[I'm sure Barney would LOVE to kiss Van Jones's @ss.]
So sick of Democrats being cowards. So sick of it!
[You need some government health care! Get in line!]
i've never seen the word @ssholes used in a news story this much before. AWESOME.
[You're speaking this DUmmie's language!]
So since they have a different opinion than you, they are @ssholes. I don't see how much further from open-mindedness you can get. Why not try attacking their message and beliefs instead of them personally?
[LOUSY FREEPER @SSTROLL!]
They are @ssholes because they are not interested in representing the other half of the country that does not agree with them.
[And you are???]
I get so tired of Democrats leaving their balls at the door. . . .
[At the ballroom door.]
I get so tired of people equating male genitalia with courage.
[Calling a fellow DUmmie on a PC no-no!]
Yes he was wrong. They are mutha f*ckin stupid idiots, morans, bastards, slime balls, *sscarrots, goat f*ckers, pedophiles, evil doers, obstructionists, thieves, war mongers, con artists, swindlers, cheats, dirty rats, sociopaths, racists, homophobes, bigots, etc.
[Feel better now?]
We're moving into a new generation. The older generation is not accustomed to language like this, but it's the language that the up and coming people use.
[Up With Up-and-Coming People!]
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[There goes my @ key!]
I like this Mr. Jones!
[Van the Man!]
It is the 9/11 Truther stuff that will force him to resign.
[Oh yeah, that. That and the commie thing.]
Mr. Van Jones. My new hero!
[A foul-mouthed commie wacko! Perfect!]
Down with deviationists!!
Stand By Your Van is a classic. It’s too bad Van won’t be around long enough to use it over and over again.
Have you sent it out to any radio talk show guys yet? I’d love to hear it.
I wonder if Roy Orbison's "Workin' For The Man" might be of any use here...
Oh, excellent work!
I am stealing those photos to put up on another site, as well as your song. That’s gold, I tell you! Gold!
He also works well below street level, as 'Rats are wont to do...
“I can dribble with my tongue” = I can scribble with dung?
Even the apologist for all things Democrat, Bob Beckel, was on FoxNews this morning saying that Van Jones has to go and that he didn’t understand how an avowed Communist got past Secret Service vetting to get into the White House.
Ol’ Bob was clearly pissed that he couldn’t spin this.
madam secretary remains a colossal hypocrite, standing by her worthless man.
That was excellent!
Van-tastic!
Czarlie Henrickson
That's the dilemma. I can write these parodies, but I don't know how to produce them or market them. It's one thing to write good parodies; it's quite another to have an outlet for them and to make money off of them.
I knew which song would be parodied the moment I saw the title of this DUFU edtion.
I've got another one on this thread, too, PJ: "Stand By Your Van."
LOL! I think I’ll see about getting “Stand By Your Van” in my Canada Free Press humor column. Gotta give that one maximum exposure. ...Then Tweet it.
I just submitted it to the Canada Free Press. Let’s see. It’s a long weekend. Is there some way to bring “Stand By Your Van” to the attention of Glenn Beck during that time? I’m sure if he sees it, he would have it produced as a song for his show.
Tomorrow is my “test run” wedding crash. Yeah, I have an invite to it but I am NOT using it. I am going to crash it like I don’t belong there. None of the people (other than my wife) know who I am so it is just being like a stranger. I have some ideas on how to crash it that I will test out. Gotta get in practice for next month. Hee! Hee!
Only if somebody who has his ear (or that of his producer) notices it here on FR.
I’m sure if he sees it, he would have it produced as a song for his show.
Only if he gets my permission first and is willing to share a tiny tiny bit of that huge contract he has!
I’m sure he would compensate you. Now wondering if Van makes it to Tuesday.
Gnarly! LOL! :-)
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