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Che Wasn't All the Libtards Crack Him Up to be
notoriouslyconservative.com ^ | 05 28 2009 | Notoriously Conservative

Posted on 05/28/2009 7:45:02 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative

Che wasn't actually Name Che Guevara at all, he grew up as Ernesto Guevara Lynch.

Che wasn't Cuban, he was born on June 14, 1928 in Rosario, Argentina, the eldest of five children in a family of Spanish, Basque and Irish descent.

Che stunk like a pig. His schoolmates also nicknamed him "Chancho" ("pig"), because he rarely bathed, and proudly wore a "weekly shirt." Yep, he was a dirty SOB. A "weekly shirt?" Who wants to bet he had monthly underwear?

Che Guevara was a nerd. Guevara learned chess from his father and began participating in local tournaments by age 12. During adolescence and throughout his life he was passionate about poetry, especially that of Pablo Neruda, John Keats, Antonio Machado, Federico García Lorca, Gabriela Mistral, César Vallejo, and Walt Whitman. Yep, a real bad ass this one.

And lastly, every time some libtard buys a Che shirt, or hat, or any other silly thing adorned with Che's image, they are directly contradicting everything he stood for, by to the consumer culture he despised. So buy, buy away folks, and prove your ignorance.


TOPICS: History; Politics
KEYWORDS: che; communism

1 posted on 05/28/2009 7:45:02 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
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To: Notoriously Conservative

He was also a mass murderer. We should probably add that to the list.


2 posted on 05/28/2009 7:48:10 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: Notoriously Conservative

At least we know what his real name is, we cannot say the same thing about the one who sleeps in the White House.

Is it:

Barry Dunham
Barry Toots
Barry Soetoro
Barry Marshall
Barrack H. Obama

None of the above?


3 posted on 05/28/2009 7:49:27 AM PDT by Texas Fossil (Once a Republic, Now a State, Still Texas)
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To: agere_contra
See for instance here
4 posted on 05/28/2009 7:53:06 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: Notoriously Conservative

There’s nothing nerdy about playing chess.

His taste in poetry is a little gay, though.


5 posted on 05/28/2009 7:53:42 AM PDT by WhistlingPastTheGraveyard
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To: agere_contra
The whole series on Left Wing Monsters is here.
6 posted on 05/28/2009 7:54:40 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: WhistlingPastTheGraveyard

I kinda like Keats.


7 posted on 05/28/2009 7:55:21 AM PDT by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

I like Keats too. Keats is bad-ass :0)

We have way better things to criticise the murderous hate-filled Che for than his reading habits.


8 posted on 05/28/2009 7:59:33 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: agere_contra
Quick pop-quiz for the thread!

Who was it who said:

"A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate"

Was it:

    a) Joe Biden
    b) Che Guevara
    c) John Keats

9 posted on 05/28/2009 8:06:42 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: agere_contra
Who was it who said: "A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate"

Bill Ayers

10 posted on 05/28/2009 8:14:32 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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To: WhistlingPastTheGraveyard

Why is a taste in poetry bad?

George S Patton Jr liked poetry and even wrote his own and he was the biggest bad ass American general in WWII.


11 posted on 05/28/2009 8:36:20 AM PDT by Chewbacca (Buy gold and silver coins to profit from the coming dollar melt down!)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

“Che stunk like a pig. His schoolmates also nicknamed him “Chancho” (”pig”), because he rarely bathed, and proudly wore a “weekly shirt.”

What’s new? Most liberals stink.


12 posted on 05/28/2009 8:42:10 AM PDT by Reddy
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To: Chewbacca

I didn’t a taste in poetry. I said Ernie the Executioner’s taste in poetry.

I was referring to Whitman specifically, who I can’t stand.


13 posted on 05/28/2009 8:47:58 AM PDT by WhistlingPastTheGraveyard
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To: Notoriously Conservative

“Che Guevara was a nerd. Guevara learned chess from his father and began participating in local tournaments by age 12.”

Actually, his involvement in chess was a good thing. Too bad that he seemed to lose his interest in chess, and became more interested in committing war crimes, specifically the execution of underage political prisoners.


14 posted on 05/28/2009 9:05:56 AM PDT by Texan Tory
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To: WhistlingPastTheGraveyard

Ok. I guess I misread your comment or took it out of context.


15 posted on 05/28/2009 9:09:58 AM PDT by Chewbacca (Buy gold and silver coins to profit from the coming dollar melt down!)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Ernesto Guevara Lynch: Misunderstood White Boy who thought he could lead the Indians in Bolivia to revolution, but the Indians thought otherwise.


16 posted on 05/28/2009 9:10:24 AM PDT by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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To: agere_contra

I prefer Yeats to Keats.


17 posted on 05/28/2009 9:11:04 AM PDT by Clemenza (Remember our Korean War Veterans)
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To: agere_contra
The REAL Che Guevara ...

That was a great read.

Like all totalitarian popinjays, Che was not only a bloody murderer, he was a coward.

18 posted on 05/28/2009 11:02:34 AM PDT by Westbrook (Having more children does not divide your love, it multiplies it.)
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