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PETA President's Crazy Will and Testament "That the “meat” of my body, be used for a human barbecue"
notoriouslyconservative ^ | 03 27 09 | Notoriously Conservative

Posted on 03/27/2009 8:34:06 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative

Ingrid Newkirk is an animal rights activist, an author, and the president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). She is best known for the animal rights awareness campaigns she organizes on behalf of PETA, which she co founded in 1980.

Ingrid, is however, totally crazy. Don't believe me, well read a portion of her last will and testament that she has posted on PETA's website:

2. While the final decision as to the use of my body remains with PETA, I make the following suggested directions:

a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed;

b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is “fabric” nor needed, and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year to serve as a reminder of the government’s need to abate the suffering of Indian bullocks who, after a life of extreme and involuntary servitude, as I have seen firsthand, are exported all over the world in this form;

c. That in remembrance of the elephant-foot umbrella stands and tiger rugs I saw, as a child, offered for sale by merchants at Connaught Place in Delhi, my feet be removed and umbrella stands or other ornamentation be made from them, as a reminder of the depravity of killing...

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: animals; animalwhackos; bbq; newkirk; peta
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To: mylife

Printing that picture to place in my crawlspace as a rodent deterrent.


21 posted on 03/27/2009 8:48:43 AM PDT by dainbramaged (If you want a friend, get a dog.)
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To: Bubba Ho-Tep

She looks like she was whooped with a bag of nickles already.


22 posted on 03/27/2009 8:49:13 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: randog
She still doesn’t get it—you gotta slaughter the animal while it’s still young and tender. An old hag like herself is too stringy and chewy

How about a nice stew?

23 posted on 03/27/2009 8:49:40 AM PDT by libertarian27 (Never has so many been owed so much by so few)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF INGRID NEWKIRK

“I, Ingrid Newkirk, being as mentally sound as any given
northern loon, do direct that my carcass, in order that my
PETA water brothers might grok my essence, untainted
by fluoride, be marinated in Teriaki sauce ... “


24 posted on 03/27/2009 8:50:16 AM PDT by tumblindice (you just can't make this s(tuff) up)
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To: dainbramaged

Careful. It could attract them.


25 posted on 03/27/2009 8:50:30 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: massgopguy

“Those who won’t sacrifice animals for people, will sacrifice people for animals.”

Same general crowd who, while waiting for an abortion, cheerfully condemn Sarah Palin for hunting ...


26 posted on 03/27/2009 8:51:41 AM PDT by mgc1122
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Crazy is “in.”


27 posted on 03/27/2009 8:51:52 AM PDT by stentorian conservative (I'm tired of being Johnny B. Goode and I'm gonna start being Johnny Reb.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals

Veggies have a place on the plate - right beside a perfectly grilled STEAK!

If God didn’t want us to eat the animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of MEAT!

There, I feel better now that I got those off my chest. Back in the day I used to volunteer for PETA - when they were only concerned for the proper treatment of our PETS!


28 posted on 03/27/2009 8:52:58 AM PDT by Cyclone59 (You know why thereÂ’s a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.)
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To: Bubba Ho-Tep

Who wants a “baggy” wallet?
Okay, coin purses, then.”

I wouldn’t be surprised if she already had a coin purse they could harvest.


29 posted on 03/27/2009 8:56:20 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Although she is a cow of a woman, I am afraid she’s still not kosher,


30 posted on 03/27/2009 8:58:58 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Beware Obama's Reichstag Fire.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

...and tics.


31 posted on 03/27/2009 8:59:13 AM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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To: Notoriously Conservative
I had a a coin purse made by a moel.









You rub it, and it turned into a full-size suitcase.
32 posted on 03/27/2009 9:01:35 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Beware Obama's Reichstag Fire.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

I bet they’re lining up to be executor of that will. Yikes.

SnakeDoc


33 posted on 03/27/2009 9:15:02 AM PDT by SnakeDoctor (God Bless Our Troops -- Especially Our Snipers)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Well, that’s what Michael Valentine Smith wanted too, though not for the same reasons.

I personally prefer these protein cookies, they’re good, made from soy and lentils.


34 posted on 03/27/2009 9:16:06 AM PDT by DBrow
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To: Notoriously Conservative

“Ms. Newkirk, there are some people that even I won’t eat.”

35 posted on 03/27/2009 9:17:50 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Obviously, fer frontal lobe’s already been axed!


36 posted on 03/27/2009 9:18:02 AM PDT by MortMan (Power without responsibility-the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages. - Rudyard Kipling)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Okay, then I’d like to know why PETA kills every Pit Bull they can get their claws on.....


37 posted on 03/27/2009 9:19:59 AM PDT by mom4melody
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To: DBrow
I personally prefer these protein cookies, they’re good, made from soy and lentils.

Are those the new green ones?

38 posted on 03/27/2009 9:22:04 AM PDT by Technogeeb (The only good Russian is a dead Russian. Rest in Peace, Solzhenitsyn.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative
It reminds me of an old joke I heard as a kid.

It was about the guy who got circumcized and decided to get his discarded foreskin made into a wallet.

That way he could just fondle his wallet when he needed a suitcase.

39 posted on 03/27/2009 9:24:12 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

40 posted on 03/27/2009 9:30:03 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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