Posted on 03/27/2009 8:34:06 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
Ingrid Newkirk is an animal rights activist, an author, and the president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). She is best known for the animal rights awareness campaigns she organizes on behalf of PETA, which she co founded in 1980.
Ingrid, is however, totally crazy. Don't believe me, well read a portion of her last will and testament that she has posted on PETA's website:
2. While the final decision as to the use of my body remains with PETA, I make the following suggested directions:
a. That the meat of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed;
b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is fabric nor needed, and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year to serve as a reminder of the governments need to abate the suffering of Indian bullocks who, after a life of extreme and involuntary servitude, as I have seen firsthand, are exported all over the world in this form;
c. That in remembrance of the elephant-foot umbrella stands and tiger rugs I saw, as a child, offered for sale by merchants at Connaught Place in Delhi, my feet be removed and umbrella stands or other ornamentation be made from them, as a reminder of the depravity of killing...
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Printing that picture to place in my crawlspace as a rodent deterrent.
She looks like she was whooped with a bag of nickles already.
How about a nice stew?
LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF INGRID NEWKIRK
“I, Ingrid Newkirk, being as mentally sound as any given
northern loon, do direct that my carcass, in order that my
PETA water brothers might grok my essence, untainted
by fluoride, be marinated in Teriaki sauce ... “
Careful. It could attract them.
“Those who wont sacrifice animals for people, will sacrifice people for animals.”
Same general crowd who, while waiting for an abortion, cheerfully condemn Sarah Palin for hunting ...
Crazy is “in.”
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
Veggies have a place on the plate - right beside a perfectly grilled STEAK!
If God didn’t want us to eat the animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of MEAT!
There, I feel better now that I got those off my chest. Back in the day I used to volunteer for PETA - when they were only concerned for the proper treatment of our PETS!
Who wants a “baggy” wallet?
Okay, coin purses, then.”
I wouldn’t be surprised if she already had a coin purse they could harvest.
Although she is a cow of a woman, I am afraid she’s still not kosher,
...and tics.
I bet they’re lining up to be executor of that will. Yikes.
SnakeDoc
Well, that’s what Michael Valentine Smith wanted too, though not for the same reasons.
I personally prefer these protein cookies, they’re good, made from soy and lentils.

“Ms. Newkirk, there are some people that even I won’t eat.”
Obviously, fer frontal lobe’s already been axed!
Okay, then I’d like to know why PETA kills every Pit Bull they can get their claws on.....
Are those the new green ones?
It was about the guy who got circumcized and decided to get his discarded foreskin made into a wallet.
That way he could just fondle his wallet when he needed a suitcase.
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