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Windows New Vista View (Satirical Commentary)
http://strangeherring.com ^ | December 17, 2008 | Anthony Sacramone

Posted on 12/17/2008 11:34:44 AM PST by This Just In

Posted in The Bleeding Obvious, The Iron Coccyx of the Law | No Comments » Windows 7 Beta Invitations Sent Out, RSVP by Text Message, Instant Message, Email, YouTube, Twitter, or Cell

Posted by Anthony Sacramone on December 17, 2008

010So the great “Vista Do Over” of 2009 is upon us. Will it increase speed, compatability, manageability, security, and connectability? Or will it be a hulking overstuffed lumbering piece of digital doggie doo?

And how many versions will there be? One-Step-Above-DOS Useless, Basic, Home, Business, Premium, Ultimate, Triple No-Backsies Ultimate, Oh My Heavenly Lord This Thing Weighs a Ton Drop-Dead Conclusive?

And will I have to click on something to give administrator-privilege permission just to shrink a browser window?

And why was it formerly known as Blackcomb and Vienna? Who thinks up these seemingly bizarre non sequiturs, then decides on Windows Digit?

All in due course … all in due course …


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KEYWORDS: bsod; microsoft; vista; windows
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1 posted on 12/17/2008 11:34:45 AM PST by This Just In
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Everything I’ve read points to a Vista do-over. 7 supposedly runs fast and light, even on old hardware (Plll). I think they see the netbook wave as a major threat. Netbook sales are through the roof, and they can barely run Vista basic. The two choices are XP or linux, and both choices are a threat to MS.


2 posted on 12/17/2008 11:47:54 AM PST by catbertz
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And why was it formerly known as Blackcomb and Vienna? Who thinks up these seemingly bizarre non sequiturs, then decides on Windows Digit?

3 posted on 12/17/2008 11:55:33 AM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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4 posted on 12/17/2008 11:57:43 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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“Will it increase speed, compatability, manageability, security, and connectability? Or will it be a hulking overstuffed lumbering piece of digital doggie doo?”

From past experience I’m betting on the latter.


5 posted on 12/17/2008 11:58:41 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Obama is the Antichrist.)
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To: This Just In
W2k still gets the job done.

Otherwise, find a Linux or BSD flavor.

6 posted on 12/17/2008 12:01:37 PM PST by Paladin2 (No, pundits strongly believe that the proper solution is more dilution.)
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HP is pissing me off also. I’ve got a 1012 laser printer that has no driver specific to Vista yet and I’m told one will most likely not be developed due to cost.

The “generic” driver has limited functionality. Guess I’ll have to live with it until I replace this 3 year old printer. Printer works excellent and I’m reluctant to throw it away just yet.


7 posted on 12/17/2008 12:04:39 PM PST by headstamp 2 (Been here before)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Nothin’ better than a BSOD to make one’s day.


8 posted on 12/17/2008 12:07:48 PM PST by Paladin2 (No, pundits strongly believe that the proper solution is more dilution.)
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WOW!!!

45 minutes into a Windows Vista thread and the Microsoft Vendors haven't yet shown up with the obligatory “Windows Vista is really wonderful, you all are just too stupid to realize it” post.

Must be a record or Microsoft is having their Christmas party today

9 posted on 12/17/2008 12:18:21 PM PST by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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No, it is just snowing out here in Microsoft land, and that means that all of the Redmond/Bellevue/Seattle crowd panic, stay home and complain about how bad the half inch of snow is far to dangerous to venture out in.


10 posted on 12/17/2008 12:22:11 PM PST by Vercingetorixbc (Veni, Vedi, Butti - I came, I saw, I kicked butt)
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I’ve used Vista without problems.


11 posted on 12/17/2008 12:24:56 PM PST by brivette
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I’ve got a 1012 laser printer that has no driver specific to Vista yet and I’m told one will most likely not be developed due to cost.

Santa Claus came on a fire truck and one of my daughters got a computer arts/crafts game. Sadly enough, the dang thing won't run on Vista. Poor kid was the only one who couldn't play with her present yesterday. All isn't lost though, I have an XP machine upstairs that I'll let her use.
12 posted on 12/17/2008 12:26:31 PM PST by mmichaels1970
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Who thinks up these seemingly bizarre non sequiturs, then decides on Windows Digit?

And there you have a pic of Windows giving the one-digit salute.

13 posted on 12/17/2008 12:27:56 PM PST by thulldud (All your rumor are mong to us.)
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Have you managed to “run” a program from a CD? How did you do it? How long did it take to find the undocumented “feature”?


14 posted on 12/17/2008 12:29:06 PM PST by TommyDale (I) (Never forget the Republicans who voted for illegal immigrant amnesty in 2007!)
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bookmark


15 posted on 12/17/2008 12:29:35 PM PST by webschooner
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To: catbertz; All

We are happy to have bought the XP. When initially deciding, we were vacillating between Vista and XP. Due to dire circumstances, I did not have the opportunity to read reviews. I could not help but notice the disproportionate number of XP’s being sold as compared to the Vista. The site I visited couldn’t keep the XP in stock, but when I’d look at the stock for Vista there were oodles of them.

We concluded that the XP would be more beneficial. Haven’t regretted the choice.


16 posted on 12/17/2008 12:37:18 PM PST by This Just In (Support Christian Homeschoolers)
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To: thulldud
"Captain, it's dead."


17 posted on 12/17/2008 12:41:29 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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18 posted on 12/17/2008 12:43:57 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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Windows 98 is faster, from the South Park movie:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/392488/south_park_bill_gates/


19 posted on 12/17/2008 1:02:18 PM PST by Lx
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"The Doomsday Machine"!

Yup, that's Windows all right.

20 posted on 12/17/2008 1:08:38 PM PST by thulldud (All your rumor are mong to us.)
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