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Franken Finds More Votes Left In Toilet
Elective Decisions ^
| 11/13/08
| Chris Davis
Posted on 11/13/2008 7:42:21 PM PST by writer33
Minneapolis—Miracles happen every day, but nothing more spectacular than the miracle that is developing in Minnesota—giving Al Franken what could be an insurmountable lead in his bid for the U.S. Senate.
What was the astounding miracle? Simple. Five-thousand votes have been found in a toilet at the Mall of America—the mall that sits next to the Minneapolis/St. Paul Airport, and is part of the hub of the thriving Minneapolis/St. Paul communities.
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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: alfranken; bloodoftyrants; chrisdavis; coleman; communist; franken; mallofamerica; minneapolis; satire; socialist; tyrants; ussenate
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To: writer33
Well duh. I see thousands of uncounted ballots in every public bathroom I go to.
Move along now.
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:50:04 PM PST
by
frankiep
(It's made with bits of real panther...so you know it's good.)
To: writer33
Miracles do happen every day though.My box of Ex-lax says the very same thing! What are the odds?
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:50:30 PM PST
by
Libloather
(November is Liberal, Leftist, Marxist Awareness Month.)
To: devolve; writer33; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; MeekOneGOP; dixiechick2000
And I'll bet each vote was on a 'single sheet'!
Something to Crowe about!
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:50:32 PM PST
by
potlatch
To: writer33
Yes but did he find Jimmy Hoffa?
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:50:50 PM PST
by
Klepto
To: bigbob
Even more amazing that these ballots were printed on perforated rolls!Just don't squeeze the Charmin.
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:50:59 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: o_zarkman44
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:51:26 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: hercuroc
Glad you enjoyed it, hercuroc. Thanks for reading.
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:52:09 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: LUV W
Nice graphic, LUV W. Thanks for posting it, and for reading.
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:52:46 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: frankiep
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:53:42 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Libloather
LOL
So we can truly thank God for Ex-Lax and ballots.
30
posted on
11/13/2008 7:54:08 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: potlatch
Nice graphic, potlatch. Thanks for posting, pinging and reading.
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:54:38 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Klepto
No Hoffa that I know of, but you never know the way votes keep turning up.
:-)
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:55:04 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
I'd give those ballots a wide stance.
-PJ
33
posted on
11/13/2008 7:55:38 PM PST
by
Political Junkie Too
(You can never overestimate the Democrats' ability to overplay their hand.)
To: writer33
Lol, I read more carefully now. You have almost fooled me too many times!
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:56:25 PM PST
by
potlatch
To: writer33
If there ever was an appropriate place for Franken ballots, this is it.
To: writer33
This is old news...API reported this two months ago!!! It is rumored that the trail started on the Michelle Obama tape...that is how they found the ballots.
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:56:28 PM PST
by
surfer
To: writer33
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:56:54 PM PST
by
jimfree
(Freep and ye shall find!)
To: writer33
Is this near the Larry Craig toilet?
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:57:19 PM PST
by
Theodore R.
(The most frightening words in the English language: The American people!)
To: writer33
Always enjoy them, ma’am!
;D
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:57:33 PM PST
by
luvie
(Now....on to 2012........Palin/Jindal)
To: writer33
If you believe this, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn you might be interested in.
This, and the ballots, should be laughed at in derision.
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posted on
11/13/2008 7:57:56 PM PST
by
popdonnelly
(Don't lose sight of your conservative principles.)
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