Posted on 09/05/2008 7:11:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies attempt to remove Sarah Palin as a candidate has moved from the merely ridiculous to the beyond absurd as exemplified by this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?" See, the DUmmies are absolutely convinced that Palin was involved in Idaho's Aryan Nation group. And their proof? She was born in Idaho, which she left before she could remember, and by the fact she went to college in that state. As if to seal their conviction on this, the DUmmies point out the "questionable" names she gave to her children. I kid you not. And based on all this, the DUmmies want to conduct a thorough investigation of Palin in their very desperate, but laughable, attempt to remove her from the ticket. So let us now join the DUmmies wallowing in their absurdities in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that some really FUn stuff about Joe Biden will soon be coming out, is in the [brackets]:
Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?
[Meanwhile I'm collecting similar material on the Swiss Family Robinson.]
now, bear with me here, but this was something. was having a discussion with my mom and one reason she said she couldn't stand Palin was her maiden name was HEATH and was born in Sandpoint, Idaho. Palin was born Sarah Louise Heath in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach.
[Yes, the very name HEATH is sure to set off rational people. Oh and the proof she was born in Sandpoint, Idaho is solid proof that she is GUILTY! Of what, I'm not sure.]
up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background. My dad had lived there at one point, and we're not white. One of the more prominent family names there in the aryan nation is HEATH.
[So is SMITH.]
this could be something that needs to be checked a bit more if theres anyone at DU with the background to do it.
[Sounds like a perfect DUmmie project. DUAC! DUAC!]
I will be writing an email to K.O., Rachel Maddow, and Amy Goodman also because this deserves some serious investigative journalism.
[And don't forget to forward that e-mail to your mental health caretaker.]
She transferred in 1983 to North Idaho College. In 1987, Palin received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho, where she also minored in political science. north idaho is in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. not too far from Sandpoint. Coeur d'Alene is also known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.
[Good thing she never went to school in Lynchburg, VA. Lynch. Get it?]
if anyone knows anyone in the journalism field also, please at least forward them this link so they could do some fact checking. it may be chasing shadows but in something as serious as the vice presidency of the united states we cannot be too careful. the gloves are off on this one, I think everyone has seen that tonight.
[US magazine is right on top of it. Now to the other sanity challenged DUmmies...]
you don't know much about ayran nation or sandpoint. I do. this is deadly serious. if shes connected to aryan nation thats a big thing. all gloves are off in this one.
[It's so deadly serious that I'm in the middle of a bellylaugh.]
Kick for the looney tunes possibility. She wasn't vetted at all. I'd believe anything about her at this point.
[In that case, did you know that Sarah Palin is a space alien from the planet Metaluna?]
MAN, I'd LOVE to see her nailed with something like this.
[Why don't you present that "evidence" to the International Court at The Hague?]
getting this across to independants and others is important. this woman is dangerous with a questionable background.
[Yes, let them also question your mental health.]
Palin's family left Idaho when she was an infant, IIRC... I don't see how an assumption can be made considering the length of time that's passed.
[KILLJOY!!!]
The picture of the Palins and their friends dressed in wolf skins looks white supremacist to me. I thought of that the minute I saw that photo of them all dressed up in wolf skins. And her children's names are Norse. It's worth looking into.
[Track and Bristol are Norse? Or maybe they have a hidden child named Siegfried?]
The Nordic name is "Trygg." They think maybe "Trig" is short for trigger.
[Maybe Trig is short for Trigonometry.]
Its beginning to make sense now, giving them nordic names, in Europe, these folks are well known racist the nordics, you find them in Denmark, Sweden and Norway (Scandinavians).
[Case closed! GUILTY!!!]
the kids' names are NOT Norse. Not sure what Track and Trig are - but they're not Norse, and Bristol and Piper are English. Don't recall the other girl's name.
[Brunhilda? GUILTY!!!]
Thanks for the correction. I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.
[She lied, Moose died.]
Bristol, Willow and Piper are absolutely English, NOT Norse. Track, I have no idea. No idea how that could be considered Norse - and if it's another bizarre Anglicization, I can't identify the source.
[We need to turn over all this "evidence" to a special prosecutor.]
I think it will be difficult to tie Sarah Palin herself to a white supremacist group. But she sure seems to have those connections.
[Those Norse names that aren't are rock solid proof.]
The Heath family left the Gooding area in April of 1926 so their cattle would have grass for grazing along the way. They received a special police escort while traveling with the herd through Boise. In central Idaho, Orville heard a radio for the first time, and family members recalled passing through a white-pine forest so thick in the Boville-Clarkia area that they never saw the sun all day.
[Find out if Orville was listening to Rush Limbaugh.]
On the 1930 Census the listed names of the children of Orville and Bessie match up to the Rootsweb site above. The census images, rootsweb site and online internment records all match one another. Charles R Heath would not have been alive in 1930 so he wouldn't show up on the last census published. If he is a younger son of Orville and Bessie, that sister would likely be Dixie A Heath, as she is the youngest in the household in 1930.
[Dixie? GUILTY!!! Plus Orville and Bessie are well known Norse names.]
Guys...She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.
[I went to school (in Puerto Rico of all places) with a full Eskimo.]
I agree that every corner of her life needs to be investigated, because if we should find her in the position she seeks, this country as we know it, as flawed as it currently is, could be in much deeper trouble. She reeks of all those parts of humanity that are hurtful and hateful, wasteful and selfish. I thought I disliked the lying weasel, darth, and Rove, but this one really creeps me out.
[That part about Orville listening to the radio for the first time in central Idaho in 1926 is pretty damning right there.]
I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this. AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult) said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.
[Check your box of Wheaties. It has the Skinhead Secret Decoder Ring inside that you can use to decipher that subtle code.]
I disagree for a couple of reasons. First and foremost, the DUmmies HATE our comments, and the fact that the DUmmie FUnnies even exist. Having a DUFU pulled would make some of them smile.
Second, this DUmmie says it best (though I'm sure he did not intend it this way):
getting this across to independants and others is important.
I think we get many lurkers here at FR and on PJ's most excellent blog: independents, moderates, conservatives and mainstream Democrats (if such a thing exists anymore) who have no idea how extreme these people are in their politics and their stupidity. Here it is exposed and lampooned.
A Norse is a Norse, of course of course.
The Norse is strong with this one.
I see you have a copy of Barack's résumé.
So what you're telling me is your assistant graduated from the underground skinhead movement to the mainstream skinhead movement known as the Democrat party.
I’m glad I finally sold my Nordic Track. The neighbors were starting to talk.
Bunch of Mr. Potatoskinheads.
Yeah, you really gotta watch those evangelical Christians, they're liable to take all that bible stuff about loving your neighbor and caring for the poor and needy seriously. And they're particularly galling when all good "progressives" know that it's much more important and comforting to the poor that Obamessiah feels their pain all that way from his multi-million dollar home in an exclusive Chicago neighborhood.
That well known humanitarian Tony Rezko once felt their pain too, but I understand that he made it all go away simply by giving Obamessiah an itsy bitsy smidgen of help with paying for that humble dwelling he calls home. So it must be true, helping out your fellow man in a time of need is the way to find true happiness, or at least to find a U.S Senator who owes you a favor.
Well said, FRiend.
Hey, if Sarah is Wonder Woman, and Kent and I refer to each other as Bruce and Clark, does that mean he and I are going to get jobs in the administration?
Secretary of Defense would be cool...
Hey, hey Charles don't step on my true Swede shoes.
I hope not. Last time that happened we had six dead in NYC.
If Governor Palin (and we should all call her that to remind the dummies that she has real experience) is a skinhead,
I’M JOINING HER CHAPTER~!
John
I’m thinking you fit right in here. Everyone knows conservatives are racist, bigoted, homophobes. Nazis too.
Everyone knows it, ask those DUers!
Oh, of course; we threaten society by our mere existence. ;)
I’m liking this place veeeeeeeery much...
That's incredible. I have another to add; my junior high school teacher told of a kid in her former school named "Nosmo King _____" (can't remember last name). The mother was asked for the name of her new baby on the way out of delivery. She was on a stretcher, looked up and the first thing she saw was a sign...
welcome to FR, Fern...
Thank you, NewLand!
Mmmm isn't Idaho also known for there potato?....
Idaho...the land of POTATOSKINHEADS
“[Yes, the very name HEATH is sure to set off rational people...]”
ROFLMAO
“Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background.”
Yes, all 300 of those townies.
“My dad had lived there at one point,...”
Given that I didn’t see the 2nd phrase until going to the next line on the screen, my knee-jerk was to suggest they are all Aryan of course....
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