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DUmmie FUnnies 08-06-08 ("Sometimes I feel that this country is too stupid to elect Obama")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 6, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/06/2008 2:39:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" Americans are not smart enough or enlightened enough to vote for one as beautiful as Obamassiah. So says DUmmie MrScorpio, and a lot of his fellow DUmmies agree with him, as we see in this THREAD, "I hate to say this, but sometimes I feel that this country is too stupid to elect Obama." Actually, what the DUmmies are doing here is searching for yet ANOTHER excuse to use--like "election fraud," "racism," etc.--when Opossum loses on November 5th. So let us watch the DUmmies prepare themselves in advance for crushing disappointment, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering how those same stupid Americans managed to elect a Democrat Congress, is in the [Barackets]:

I hate to say this, but sometimes I feel that this country is too stupid to elect Obama

[Oh, somehow I don't think you hate to say it at all, MrScorpio.]

I'm tempted to give up on these idiotic f*ckers.

[What if Opossum WINS? Will they still be "idiotic f*ckers"?]

What makes a person believe that (a.) Bush is a legitimate president, instead of an evil clown in a tailored suit . . .

[Why so serious?]

and (b.) McCain is actually capable of being president, instead of being the living embodiment of Abe Simpson?

[I would vote for Abe Vigoda over Obama. And he's 87.]

And those lying b*st*rds protesting in the House... Why won't anyone just tell them to shut the f*ck up?

[I thought you Democrats believed in protest.]

With all of this sh*t and more like it, it's almost as if Obama is too good for America.

[You're too good for us, Obamassiah! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!]

America is suffering from a national case of the Stockholm Syndrome. . . .

[SWEDOPHOBE!]

we better wake the f*ck up by November, or else we'll be royally f*cked.

[Set your alarm for November 5th!]

Rant off

[Rant continued now by your fellow DUmmies . . .]

People don't see the big picture. And the GOP knows how to play ignorance and prejudice like a violin.

[Stop the violins!]

Bush Being Allowed to govern for 8 years is proof that we have some stupid ass folk in this country.

[How do you explain eight years of Bubba?]

With all the problems, lies, wars, etc., I really don't understand why everyone is not in the streets.

[TO THE STREETS! OUT OF THE BASEMENT! THE REVOLUTION BEGINS TODAY!]

How McSame could be remotely close in the polls is beyond me.

[Let's see, Obama's inexperience, empty rhetoric, extreme liberalism, flip-flops, sleazy associates. . . . The only reason it IS close is that McCain is such a weak candidate.]

If Obama is not elected, we are just f*cked!

[Book your flight to France NOW!]

They were too stupid to elect Howard Dean (or even John Kerry) in 2004. . . .

[Somehow they got suddenly smarter and elected a Democrat Congress in 2006.]

I'll be getting as far away from this national trainwreck as possible, if McOldfart gets in.

[Flights are filling up FAST!]

Yep, this country is about as stupid as it gets.

[Europe beckons. Heed the call.]

Unfortunately, the brainwashing triggers come in, whether it's their church telling them that gays having abortions will bring on Armededdon . . .

["Gays" (sic), if they are true to their "gayness," cannot possibly have abortions. So "Armededdon" (sic) will have to wait.]

or that the terraists will get them if they vote for the Democrats.

[The extra-terraists would get us if we had voted for Kucinich.]

Hopefully Howard Dean's 50 state strategy has put a huge dent in the propaganda factor. . . .

[Not to mention Obama's 57 state strategy.]

Are we too f*cking stupid or are we not too f*cking stupid?

[DUmmie identity crisis. Answer: You are.]

I feel your pain.

[I feel you're insane.]

concentrated effort by the powers that be to control the masses by...
dumbing down people with our inadequate educational system...

[Controlled by LIBERALS!]

numbing them into oblivion with mass media...

[Controlled by LIBERALS!]

No high school kid learns enough about how the government works and how politics is played.

[Thank your liberal teacher unions!]

we don't have the time to prepare decent meals anyore.

[FREE JOHNSONVILLE BRATS FOR ALL!]

It's a wonder we can tie our own $10 Payless shoes anymore.

[We're only $10 away from wearing shoes.]

people are in fact STUPID

[Some of them are even DUMMIES!]

God, guns, gays, abortion.

[Typical bitter white persons. . . .]

each one teach one! That's all we can do.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

Take a look at my BEARak Obama bear. . . .I have just received a bunch of emails from teddy bear collectors . . . who saw my BEARak Obama on Ebay. . . . Let me explain.... I am a Teddy Bear Artist, which means I design and create one of a kind bears and sell them on a special category page on Ebay. . . . If you want to see how Barack looks as a bear, you can go to my website. . . .

[Let me explain, new DUmmie polarmaker (3 posts).... selling your bear wares on this thread is a good way for you to meet tombstoner (10,000 granite cookies).]

spam? my post is spam? I had to think a minute to try to see what you meant. Is it because I referenced my Bear that is on Ebay?

[WARE THE BEAR!]

I only referenced my website and the BEARak bear because I thought you guys would get a kick out of seeing him as a bear.

[Didn't help Vilsack, did it?]

Any country who would elect somebody "who it would be nice to have a beer with" deserves Homer Simpson for President or better yet, Barney.

[DUmmie polarmaker is now at work on a BEERak bear.]

I'm starting to have bad feelings about this one. . . . Unless something magical happens I think we're going to lose...again.

[Start preparing your excuses!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: du; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama
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To: Charles Henrickson

France is not the place for them (unless it is Nazi occupied France). I would suggest North Korea or Cuba.


61 posted on 08/06/2008 7:12:41 PM PDT by MtnClimber (http://www.jeffhead.com/obama/nobamanation-sticker.jpg)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL


62 posted on 08/06/2008 7:33:46 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops .)
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To: Charles Henrickson
“I'm starting to have bad feelings about this one. . . . “

It's worse than you think, DUmmie: you're not even going to be allowed to carry buckets of filth around Denver during the convention!

63 posted on 08/06/2008 8:14:58 PM PDT by decal ("You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Ha! Ha! Funny to see the DUmmies try to put the cork back on the champaign bottle!


64 posted on 08/06/2008 8:23:10 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
UPDATE:

More posts on this thread in the last few hours . . .

My daughter and I . . . We go quite often to the gym together--it has it's share of Neanderthals. We've run into more than one buff young idiot, who thinks voting for McCain a great idea. . . . We are buff and vocal women, singing Obama's praises every chance we get in that atmosphere.

[Buffy the Gym-guy Annoyer.]

The American people, they're not worthy of us. This is one those threads that right wingers quote to prove how arrogant we are.

[You've been reading the DUFUs, haven't you?]

I think Americans have been getting stupider due to the decline in the public school system.

[That must explain why public school graduates are overwhelmingly DEMOCRAT!]

65 posted on 08/06/2008 8:25:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Too stupid to vote for Obama)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We are buff and vocal women, singing Obama's praises every chance we get in that atmosphere.

2008: The Year Of The Mudshark.

66 posted on 08/06/2008 8:28:48 PM PDT by Old Sarge (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[That must explain why public school graduates teachers are overwhelmingly DEMOCRAT!]

There, I fixed it for you.

67 posted on 08/06/2008 8:36:13 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of the Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: King_Corey

That is one ugly bear.


68 posted on 08/06/2008 8:39:02 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
More on BEARak Obama, from the eBay page:

Still at $717.00, 5 bids. I bet the high bidder is Chrissy Matthews.

Hear's the description. It sounds just darling:

Bearak Obama is my tribute to the real, human Barak Obama.

Standing at a tall, slim 28", Bearak is made from imported distressed mohair. He is fully jointed and stuffed with polyfil with glass beads in his feet for weight and to allow him to stand on his own.

Of course, my goal was to try to make him resemble the real Barack...as a bear. But, I really wanted to try to capture the intensity, determination and sincerity in his eyes.

Bearak's face is needlefelted in matching brown merino wool, felted to a firm touch and shaded for depth and character. His nose is custom sculpted polymer clay. His arms have LocLine armature to make them bendable. His paw pads are brown ultrasuede.

Bearak wears a silk stars and stripe tie held in place by a button that has the date of 01/20/09, the day that he could be inaugurated as the next president.

69 posted on 08/06/2008 8:50:33 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Too stupid to vote for Obama)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They are right...America is not good enough for Barrack...lets find another country for Him


70 posted on 08/06/2008 8:51:48 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Charles Henrickson

I note the bear has his nose in the air, just like BO himself.


71 posted on 08/06/2008 8:54:09 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Obama: Carter's only chance to avoid going down in history as the worst U.S. president ever.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Bizarre.


72 posted on 08/06/2008 8:54:17 PM PDT by linn37 (Hail Me, Obama or be cast into the firey pits of eternal damnation!")
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! Looks just like him!

Probably more intelligent and more experienced at living!


73 posted on 08/06/2008 8:58:51 PM PDT by luvie (Obama=Change: HIGHER taxes, MORE entitlements, FEWER freedoms, LESS oil for America!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Why does it have its right paw over its heart while looking at the flag?

Where is its tire pressure gauge?

Why are its ears so comparatively small?

Why doesn't SpellCheck like “gauge”?

74 posted on 08/06/2008 9:02:19 PM PDT by decal ("You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.")
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To: LUV W
More patriotic, too:


75 posted on 08/06/2008 9:02:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Too stupid to vote for Obama)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“a button that has the date of 01/20/09, the day that he could be inaugurated as the next president”

Even his bear is arrogant. I was honestly going to say that they apparently filled the bear with something but I don’t use that language.


76 posted on 08/06/2008 9:05:41 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: Charles Henrickson

Got that right!


77 posted on 08/06/2008 9:05:42 PM PDT by luvie (Obama=Change: HIGHER taxes, MORE entitlements, FEWER freedoms, LESS oil for America!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; LUV W
NO way!
I thought this was a funny joke but someone really is selling this on ebay. ROTFLOL!!!
78 posted on 08/06/2008 9:11:38 PM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: GodBlessUSA

It’s hilarious, huh? Looks more like him than HE does! :D


79 posted on 08/06/2008 9:13:03 PM PDT by luvie (Obama=Change: HIGHER taxes, MORE entitlements, FEWER freedoms, LESS oil for America!!)
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To: FreedomPoster; martin_fierro


80 posted on 08/06/2008 9:15:06 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Too stupid to vote for Obama)
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