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To: DieHard the Hunter
I've said it before, and I'll repeat it again.

If done properly, panties on the head are the most effective way of gaining information out of a terrorist detainee.

Questioner: As you know, we have ways of making you talk.

Terrorist: Do your worst, son of an infidel pig!

Questioner: We are going to ask you a few questions. But we will raise the stakes by having a pair of women's panties to put on your head.

Terrorist: That means nothing to me!

Questioner: If you cooperate, the panties will be from Gisele Bundchen.

Terrorist: Do your worst!

Questioner: But if you do not cooperate, the panties will be from...(ominous music)...









HELEN THOMAS!!

Terrorist: (sings like a canary)

Cheers!

4 posted on 07/19/2008 8:08:11 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

LOL! Hell-Funny!!

Thanks for the chuckle! Cheers


6 posted on 07/19/2008 8:25:10 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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