Posted on 06/15/2008 5:23:28 PM PDT by Ge0ffrey
(THE WORLD) Where’s Hillary Clinton? Chappaqua? Washington? Has she returned to Iowa? Has anyone seen Hillary since she endorsed Barack Obama before an adoring crowd of her most ardent supporters?
Philippe Reines, a campaign adviser, says that “she’s enjoying some well-deserved R&R,” but only Hillary knows for sure.
Her sudden and mysterious disappearance has prompted New York publisher Little Brown to announce plans to publish a picture book, Where’s Hillary, modeled after the Where’s Waldo series published in the late 80’s and reissued in the 90’s.
A spokesman for Little Brown says that they hope that the new Where’s Hillary book will track as successfully as its predecessor, a former number one children’s bestseller that continues to sell well in reissued format.
The reader will follow Hillary to some of the places she’s reportedly visited around the world and try to find her. Scenes will include upstate New York and the Senate Chamber in the US Capitol Building, among others.
Although the original Where’s Waldo continues to reside on the “100 Most Frequently Banned Books” list of the American Library Association because of a naked breast, Little Brown does not expect the same for Where’s Hillary. Readers can expect Hillary and all the book’s characters to remain fully clothed.
I’ve been enjoying the Hillary-free week. Did she make any commentary about Tim Russert’s death? I think Obama did, and I know McCain did.
Scranton Pa is My Best Guess!!
But first she is taking a very long steaming shower with Lava soap and a wire brush. She just can’t get clean after endorsing Obama.
Searching the USA for the whitey tape......
The lefties came out with a “Where’s Dan Quayle?” book in the early 90’s. Was being dumped at Price Club with all the other Chinese scat of the day.
She waiting on Barry to pick his poison. He either satisfies a subliminal death wish and puts the Clinton crime family on the ticket or he rejects Hillary which gives her free reign to start her 2012 campaign which is centered around a Barry defeat come November. Hillary is patient, she knows how to walk over a dead man, or how to succeed at the politics of personal destruction. As I said she just biding time while Barry pick his poison.
I did not know Wheres Waldo was banned due to a bare breast in the book.
So You cant find Where Waldo is in the Library but you can pull up Where Wandas Hot Spot is on a porno site via library computers.
Aye yi yi.
Huma makes Ann Coulter look chunky.
What a toothpick.
: )
Hmmm, let's ponder the possibilities: Somewhere on a Private Island letting Huma Abedin nurse her emotional wounds; Studying the Grimoires (for the uninitiated, A Grimoire is a Magician's Manual for invoking Demons); Buying stock in any number of Liquor companies; Getting a Massive Facelift for her inevitable Speech at the DemocRAT Convention; or STILL Crying on David Rockefellers couch somewhere in Manhattan.
I saw John Kerrys book at the Dollar store. (snicker) Really.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.