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Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept
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| 03/14/2008
| Melissa Vargas
Posted on 03/16/2008 8:37:17 AM PDT by Harrius Magnus
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To: Harrius Magnus
........................ Wouldn’t know what to say on this one.
To: Harrius Magnus
Wonder how the verification was accomplished? I don’t really want to know though......
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posted on
03/16/2008 8:42:15 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(GITMO is way too nice of a place to house low life terrorists.)
To: Harrius Magnus
But wasn’t it funny in “Something About Mary”?
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posted on
03/16/2008 8:48:29 AM PDT
by
blackdog
To: Slings and Arrows
Is this what they mean by “Fly the Friendly Skies?”
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posted on
03/16/2008 8:50:34 AM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/16/2008 8:52:30 AM PDT
by
Harrius Magnus
(Pucker up Mo, and your dhimmi Leftist freaks, here comes your Jizya!)
To: Harrius Magnus
Definitely NOT an “I’ll have what she’s having” moment.
The guy must have the IQ of a garden vegetable.
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posted on
03/16/2008 8:52:32 AM PDT
by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: Harrius Magnus
The woman is seeking punitive damages and a jury trial Of course she is.
I can just see it now. Flight attendant "A" sees man in 23D cranking it and just ignores it. Right.
How about suing the guy who did it?
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posted on
03/16/2008 8:52:47 AM PDT
by
Malsua
To: tueffelhunden
What a disgusting thing to happen to her. No other passengers or flight attendents did anything? The freaking slime should get some prison time and American should buy her off without her having to go court.
To: Harrius Magnus
Having worked on the operations side of an airline for 10 years, there is no limit to the stories I can tell. From the jar of Kimchee opened in flight resulting in an emergency diversion, to Cat Chow, the (in)famous New York “artist”, who stowed away on one of our flights. She hid in the bathroom, and when a passenger got up to use the restroom, she would take their seat. After she was unmasked, she was arrested on multiple felonies, including drug possesion. We are convinced that the IQ of someone is directly related to the proximity of an airport. Sadly this story about AA is not uncommon at all. We have are share of these stories, too..
To: Harrius Magnus
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posted on
03/16/2008 8:57:00 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(McCain, and or Huckabee will send a self-abused stomped elephant to the DRNC.)
To: Harrius Magnus
Who knew that Bill flew commercial.
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:00:06 AM PDT
by
Boundless
(Legacy Media is hazardous to your mental health)
To: Harrius Magnus
The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.How could the passenger verify the semen if he was sitting in front of her and didn't see what happened? Was he some kind of Johnny-On-the-Spot bodily fluid expert? Sounds like BS to me. Probably an attempt to extort money from the airlines.
"Thank you for flying Johnson airlines. Please come again."
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:04:29 AM PDT
by
jdm
(Relax, it's just the internet.)
To: Harrius Magnus
In a better world, the victim's father would pay the criminal's bail at two a.m., and be waiting for him in the parking lot.
It would save the state a considerable amount of time and money.
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:05:30 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
To: Harrius Magnus
Does this make the guy a member of the 1/2 Mile High Club?
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:06:33 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(Member of the irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.)
To: jdm
What was her hair doing in his lap? Uh nevermind.
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:06:43 AM PDT
by
csmusaret
(John McCain is a self rightous little prick.)
To: Harrius Magnus
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:06:59 AM PDT
by
svcw
(The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.)
To: martin_fierro; Xenalyte; pissant
Like, *PING*, folks.
Warning: adult juvenile content.
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:11:35 AM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Grizzled Bear; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
That's why they call it a joystick.
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:16:37 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
To: Harrius Magnus
"Fly the WAY TOO FRIENDLY skies"
"We love to fly and it shows"
"You are now free to move about the cabin"
"We're American Airlines, Something Special in Your Hair"
"Will that be Wanking or non-Wanking?"
"Excuse me, sir...Sir? That is NOT your safety strap.!"
Cheers!
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:17:06 AM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
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