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Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/01/31/zombie-attacks-might-increase-due-to-global-warming-study-shows/ ^
| William M Briggs
Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters, said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.
Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. It is well known that zombies cant operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.
The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. Clearly, this is a very troubling result, said Dr. Harrister, If we dont do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; callingartbell; globalwarming; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undead; undeadthread; zombies; zotemifyougotem
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To: Dead Corpse
I’ll be waiting to see the “finished” product. I bet it’s great! How many bedrooms? (I forgot!)
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posted on
02/28/2008 12:08:43 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Darksheare
Tsk Tsk.....time to think about moving to Hawaii, Darks.
Flowers in your hair would be a good look for you! :)
To: Monkey Face
5. We are converting one to Zon’s studio and one to my Computer/reloading room. 2 full bath. The upstairs family room is 20’x24’.
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posted on
02/28/2008 12:20:08 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Darksheare
That was almost romantic, Darks!
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posted on
02/28/2008 12:44:00 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't shoot! It might be a lemur!)
To: Darksheare
Very nice. But it needs more Cow Bell.
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posted on
02/28/2008 4:55:53 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Darksheare
Awww, where’d you go Darks? Are you sitting in the corner sulking because I said you’d look good with flowers in your hair? Kinda ruins your reputation as an evil, merciless zombie, doesn’t it? I’m so sorry.....:)
To: Grizzled Bear
To: Dead Corpse
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posted on
02/28/2008 6:04:45 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Monkey Face
'Face, how are you doing? Over the nasties?
Counting down the hours to my next trip -- to Ismaning, DE (just outside Munich).
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posted on
02/28/2008 6:12:23 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Dead Corpse
I like it.
I’m partial to trees, anyway.
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posted on
02/28/2008 6:24:13 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Tired of the hype about Hope? ... Just wait. When Obama is elected, all "hope" will be gone.)
To: All
Good night, all.
I'll be on tomorrow, maybe even for Moving Day if it occurs, but after that... who knows? Too much travel.
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posted on
02/28/2008 7:27:15 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
Good morning. Where’s my Global Warming?
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posted on
02/29/2008 6:31:38 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't shoot! It might be a lemur!)
To: Tax-chick; sionnsar
Your global warming is getting ready to hit Puget Sound, and leave a trail of hot stuff about 6” deep all across the northern tier of states.
:oþ
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posted on
02/29/2008 6:42:45 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He's so lazy he put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; fanfan
Plenty of Globull Warming here...but right now it’s heavily overcast and promises to be until the afternoon.
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posted on
02/29/2008 7:05:36 AM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: All
BTW...
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posted on
02/29/2008 7:06:56 AM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
To: All
Morning, all. Have started packing for Munich...
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posted on
02/29/2008 7:12:06 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: All
Looking at the day’s schedule, we’re going for an early move today.
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posted on
02/29/2008 8:05:21 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Monkey Face; GregoTX; abigailsmybaby; KoRn; GrammaBear; Eaker; Lady Jag; rottndog; ...
MOVE IMPENDING |
|
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posted on
02/29/2008 8:10:04 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: Monkey Face; GregoTX; abigailsmybaby; KoRn; GrammaBear; Eaker; Lady Jag; rottndog; ...
This is the END of the
Spawn of the Undead Thread: The February Chronicles
Join us at
Spawn of the Undead Thread: The March Chronicles redux
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posted on
02/29/2008 8:11:04 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
So we’re gonna leap to another thread???...
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posted on
02/29/2008 8:11:08 AM PST
by
rottndog
(When are we gonna have a Leap Century???)
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