Multiple Choice Test
1. In 1968, Robert F. Kennedy was assassinated in Los Angeles by
(a) Superman,
(b) Jay Leno,
(c) Tiger Woods,
(d) a man from Palestine between 17 and 40 years old.
2. In 1972, 11 Israeli athletes were kidnapped and killed at the Munich Olympics by
(a) the kid who cuts your grass,
(b) Sitting Bull,
(c) Arnold Schwarzenegger,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
3. In 1979, the US Embassy in Tehran was over-ran & 52 Americans were held for 444 days by
(a) Bruce Lee,
(b) Elvis Presley's deceased twin brother,
(c) a tour group of Minnesota grandmothers,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
4. During the 1980s, several Americans were kidnapped in Beirut by
(a) O J Simpson,
(b) the king of Sweden,
(c) the pope and a gang of Cardinals,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
5. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Lebanon was blown up, killing 220 Marines, by
(a) a Domino's Pizza delivery man,
(b) the president of the Southern Baptist Convention,
(c) Catherine Zeta-Jones,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
6. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70-year-old American passenger thrown overboard in his wheelchair by
(a) Sugar Ray Leonard,
(b) your next door neighbor,
(c) the Little Mermaid,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
7. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by
(a) Captain Kangaroo,
(b)Walt Disney,
(c) Mother Teresa,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
8. In 1988, Pan American Flight 103 was destroyed by a bomb in midair by
(a) Butch Cassidy,
(b) the Sundance Kid,
(c) the Tooth Fairy,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
9. The World Trade Center was bombed the first time in 1993 by
(a) Stonewall Jackson,
(b) Michael Jordan,
(c) Winston Churchill,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
10. In 1998, U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by
(a) Santa Claus,
(b) your sister's cat's grandmother's first owner's son's basketball coach's ex-wife,
(c) the World Wrestling Federation,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
11. On September 11, 2001, airliners were hijacked to crash into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon by
(a) Bugs Bunny,
(b) Bob the Tomato,
(c) Ricky Martin,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
12. In 2002, Daniel Pearl of the Wall Street Journal was kidnapped and beheaded by
(a) Bonnie and Clyde,
(b) the Michelin man,
(c) Barney Fife,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
13. In July of 2005, several targets were attacked in central London, killing 52 persons, by
(a) the Orkin Man,
(b) Margaret Thatcher,
(c) Mr. Goodwrench,
(d) Muslims between 17 and 40.
Great add to thread. Let the Freepers keep adding to your multiple chilce quizz...it could go on forever...
(1) Which fighting force uses women and children as shields?
(a) Napolean's army
(b) the Apache
(c) the Samurai
(d) men in the Mideast who wear diapers on their head
Really. You have to be a real stooge to miss the connection you so aptly illustrate.
Great post. But don't forget Pope John Paul II shot in Rome in 1981 by (d).
The list says it all. It should be handed out as a multiple choice test to the House and Senate members.
President Bush HAS TO MAKE THE DEMOCRATS UNDERSTAND THE TERRORIST THREAT.
FIRST PRIORITY: the movie "Obsession"
needs to be shown to ALL members of congress. It must be shown during a session-Make sure EVERY member watches the film- No excuses. They don't want to face this. They have to see what the threat is. "Obsession" and film "Islam: What the the West needs to know"- help to make it clear. You can't just tell them - they won't believe it.
If I were president Bush, I'd show "Obsession", then have discussion afterward . He has to make them wake up .The threat of radical Islam is not "politics".
IT IS REAL.
The dems are in charge of Congress now. They are responsible for protecting this nation.
(It scares the living hell out of me to have to write the previous two sentences-a GREAT BIG THANK YOU AGAIN-to all you Christians and other stayed-home protest voters.)
(a) Superman,
(b) Jay Leno,
(c) Tiger Woods,
(d) a man from Palestine between 17 and 40 years old.
A CHRISTIAN man from Palestine between 17 and 40 years old. That's what you meant right?
The solution to Islamic terrorism is:a) Duck and cower.
b) Convert to Islam.
c) Socialism.
d) End the Islamic religion.
Answer: d) End the Islamic religion.