[scratcher]

We are looking for additional, dedicated, progressive-minded volunteers for a well-planned but very secret mission behind enemy lines.

We need volunteers from all counties who:

1. have never voted in an Ohio primary election
2. can dress (and talk) about issues from a conservative perspective

I wonder if he told them they would also need to bathe for this adventure?

[divine_moment_of_facts]

Would they be that blatant in their devious plans when they know they could be monitored? Oh wait... They are Liberals who know no shame and aren't the sharpest tools in the shed... Yes, they would.